> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Fug Madness 2020: Kan Kim Keep It Up? - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-2020-kan-kim-keep-it-up-03-2020/ - Published: 2020-03-24T16:00:30.000Z - Updated: 2020-03-24T04:54:37.000Z - Description: Plus two models and an icon. - Author: Jessica - Tags: Fug Madness, fugs, Bjork Bracket, Fug Madness 2020, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:09 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/2020-bjork-bracket-1584919195.jpg "2020 bjork bracket-1584919195") ###### *Jump to the polls*: [*(1) Kim Kardashian v. (8) Winnie Harlow*](#kim) *ยท* [*(6) Laverne Cox v. (4) Naomi Campbell*](#laverne) --- **(1) Kim Kardashian v. (8) Winnie Harlow** This one might be a closer race than you'd think, so please strap in. Y'all, Kim was OBSESSED with two things this year. Catsuits, and snakeskin. Where on earth did she come up with this? WHO KNOWS? But check it out: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/GettyImages-1133888275-1584643108-640x960-1584991880.jpg "Celebrity Sightings In Paris - March 5, 2019") I respect that her commitment even expanded to her shoes. This is sincerely deranged: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/7ddb56ae235-1553638291-640x960-1584991945.jpg "Kim Kardashian Outside of Hermes in Lizard Skin Jacket") But is it more deranged than THIS? That's a real Sophie's Choice: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/kimk-fm-20201-1584642550-640x960-1584992039.jpg "Kim Kardashian Returns to The Ritz Hotel in Paris") Please note her shoe/tights scenario, which is bonkers. How does she pee in this? How does she pee in anything? I appreciate how perplexed everyone looks in this photo, too: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/kimk-fm-20202-1584642557-640x960-1584992145.jpg "Kim Kardashian out and about, Paris, France - 06 Mar 2019") Me too, guys. ME TOO. Perplexed!!! Remember what I said about snakeskin? I wasn't kidding: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/shutterstock_editorial_10491194aa-1575528930-640x960-1584992187.jpg "Dior Men's Show, Backstage, Pre-Fall 2020, Miami, USA - 03 Dec 2019") (Is that some weird reference to the apparently STILL on-going Kanye/Taylor tiff? Because I am deeply over hearing about that. We're in a pandemic. WHO CARES.) Kim is hard to top, but Winnie is actually a very strong competitor. Just this alone is quite intense: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/540beced623-1564464698-640x960-1584650564-640x960-1584992335.jpg "Winnie Harlow Birthday at Swan") I don't even understand it from a logistical standpoint. It's....not really complete garments, is it? I do admire Winnie for seemingly almost using her vitiligo as part of her look. She is a very beautiful person. But this is VERY sheer indeed: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/5699ad92e00-1558583903-1584650579-640x960-1584992361.jpg "Oh Mercy Premiere at the 72nd Cannes Film Festival") I feel like Kim would have worn this next one, if she could have gotten her hands on it. And might still! ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/shutterstock_10229830j-1557256285-1584679418-640x1049-1584992401.jpg "Kim Kardashian West After Party, Met Gala, New York, USA - 06 May 2019") But Winnie, at least, offered a more varied selection of ensembles. For example, this looks like she is wearing a Muppet -- which is also a serious crime, I assume you: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/shutterstock_10267266dl-1559613238-1584992555.jpg "CFDA Fashion Awards, Arrivals, Brooklyn Museum, New York, USA - 03 Jun 2019") And holy cow, this is SHORT. Even for Cannes! ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/8f0b2c1db2b-1558498849-1584650557-640x960-1584992723.jpg "Once Upon a Time in Hollywood Premiere at the Cannes Film Festival") And this is truly perplexing on a logistical level to me: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/GettyImages-1181695404-1571369953-1584650597-640x1058-1584992849.jpg "Harrods & SHOWstudio Present the 2019 Fashion Film Awards") Why do I have so many logistical questions in this round? And is it only going to get worse? Probably. Before you vote, please know, these are just the tips of these people's respective icebergs! We've got [Kim's hugely insane suit](https://www.gofugyourself.com/photos/kims-latest/lakewood-church%C2%92s-11am-service-houston-usa-17-nov-2019?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), and her 90s [bootcut leather trousers](https://www.gofugyourself.com/photos/nyfw-september-2019-front-rows-part-two/kim-kardashian-arrives-to-serena-williams-fashion-show?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), among other things; and [Winnie brought us this TERRIFYING thing](https://www.gofugyourself.com/photos/gwen-and-billy/lavenue-at-saks-celebrates-first-anniversary-9?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), and [this crotch flap](https://www.gofugyourself.com/photos/hemline-shenanigans-at-the-british-fashion-awards/the-fashion-awards-arrivals-royal-albert-hall-london-uk-02-dec-2019-18?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), AT LEAST. Also: [Here are Kim's archives](https://www.gofugyourself.com/celebs/kim-kardashian?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io); here [are Winnie's](https://www.gofugyourself.com/celebs/winnie-harlow?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). **6) Laverne Cox v. (4) Naomi Campbell** Laverne had a very bizarre year, you guys, especially for a person with such a strong record of stellar looks in her past. This is a mess from head to toe: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/10373975j-1567062232-640x960-1584993327.jpg "'Can You Keep a Secret' film premiere, After Party, ArcLight Cinemas, Los Angeles, USA - 28 Aug 2019") None of that adds up to a complete outfit (and the wet hair look has GOT to go; if it does Laverne no favors, who will it favor?). Somewhere in Calabasas, Britney Spears is pretty excited about this bodysuit -- but I assume she is the only one: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/GettyImages-1149376661-1584649614-640x983-1584993357.jpg "The Paley Honors: A Gala Tribute To LGBTQ+") I cannot stress to you enough that Laverne wore this to a Lakers game. A LAKERS GAME: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/GettyImages-1181553668-1584649607-640x962-1584993431.jpg "Celebrities At The Los Angeles Lakers Game") The idea of sitting down at Staples in this, even before it was a hotbed of Coronavirus, just makes me have a panic attack. And then, of course, there was this: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/shutterstock_editorial_10472387ix-1573536406-1584649668-640x960-1584993474.jpg "'Charlie's Angels' film premiere, Arrivals, Regency Village Theatre, Los Angeles, USA - 11 Nov 2019") I just....cannot. Can Naomi even compete with that? Yes: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/naomi-fm-2020-1-1584496765-640x944-1584993546.jpg "Fashion For Relief Gala") Can we talk about these sleeves? Because they are absolutely beyond. Think of the snacks you could put in there. So many snacks! (Don't ask why she's wearing sunglasses at night. It's Naomi Campbell.) ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/naomi-fm-2020-2-1584496772-640x960-1584993581.jpg "Celebrity Sightings In Paris - March 4, 2019") Naomi is almost managing to work this next one, but not quite and ONLY because she's Naomi Campbell. Please just behold this entire experience: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/naomi-fm-2020-3-1584496781-640x948-1584993611.jpg "Fashion Trust Arabia Prize - Awards Ceremony") How is ANYONE in the bracket EVER peeing? Maybe they're all just massively dehydrated -- literally, I mean, although perhaps also figuratively. I sort of think SOMEONE else in this bracket might covet this look. Probably Winnie Harlow, but maybe also Laverne: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/naomi-fm-2020-5-1584496795-640x963-1584993659.jpg "Kim Kardashian West After Party, Met Gala, New York, USA - 06 May 2019") Comparatively, this is almost sweet -- if also dated: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/naomi-fm-2020-6-1584676007-640x960-1584993754.jpg "Naomi Campbell Fashion For Relief pop-up, London, UK - 26 Nov 2019") Keep on keeping on, Naomi. Again, this is merely an amuse bouche of their offerings. There's also [Laverne's Sheer/Wet Hair Times Two](https://www.gofugyourself.com/photos/can-you-keep-a-secret-premiere/can-you-keep-a-secret-film-premiere-arrivals-arclight-cinemas-los-angeles-usa-28-aug-2019-6?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), and this [sequined crotchy-thing](https://www.gofugyourself.com/photos/emmy-pre-parties/2019-pre-emmy-party-hosted-by-entertainment-weekly-and-loreal-paris-west-hollywood-usa-20-sep-2019?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), while Naomi [gave us a dress that looks exactly like my toilet brus](https://www.gofugyourself.com/photos/the-clive-davis-pre-grammy-gala-2020/clive-davis-2020-pre-grammy-gala-arrivals-the-beverly-hilton-los-angeles-usa-25-jan-2020-37?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)h and [this HIDEOUS FIASCO](https://www.gofugyourself.com/photos/british-fashion-awards-show-and-post-parties/london-celebrity-sightings-december-2-2019?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). And before you vote, [make sure you look at Laverne's archives](https://www.gofugyourself.com/celebs/laverne-cox?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), and [Naomi's](https://www.gofugyourself.com/celebs/naomi-campbell?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)!