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Kim Kardashian West and Kanye West
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 09 Feb 2020
The shipwreck dress. Archival: Good. Looking like disintegrating wet paper: bad.
Laverne Cox
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Laverne Cox arriving for the 2019 Pre-Emmy Party hosted by Entertainment Weekly and L'Oreal Paris at the Sunset Tower Hotel in West Hollywood, California, USA, late 20 September 2019.
2019 Pre-Emmy Party hosted by Entertainment Weekly and L'Oreal Paris, West Hollywood, USA - 20 Sep 2019
NOTHING about this serves her well. At all.
Kim Kardashian
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Kim Kardashian West
45th Annual People's Choice Awards, Arrivals, Barker Hanger, Los Angeles, USA - 10 Nov 2019
The dress is very Whatever, but I also keep looking at the shoes and wondering how badly the chafed or cut off circulation in her legs.
Laverne Cox
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Laverne Cox
InStyle and Warner Bros Golden Globes After Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 05 Jan 2020
Whereas this dress is great, but the head-styling COMPLETELY overwhelms her and negates the effect for me, a bit. It makes her face the last thing you see.
Kim Kardashian
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - NOVEMBER 18: Kim Kardashian attends the 2nd Annual American Influencer Awards at Dolby Theatre on November 18, 2019 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Presley Ann/Getty Images for American Influencer Awards )
Kim's shoes really are almost always the ABSOLUTE WORST.
Laverne Cox
ORLANDO, FLORIDA - JANUARY 19: Laverne Cox attends Matrix Destination 2020 at Rosen Shingle Creek Hotel on January 19, 2020 in Orlando, Florida. (Photo by Gerardo Mora/Getty Images)
Meanwhile, now her head looks super, but her dress is a total WTF.
Kim Kardashian
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Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian out and about, Los Angeles, USA - 29 Jun 2019
Neon spaghetti.
Laverne Cox
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 16: Laverne Cox attends a basketball game between the Los Angeles Lakers and the Golden State Warriors at Staples Center on October 16, 2019 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Allen Berezovsky/Getty Images)
TO A BASKETBALL GAAAAAME.
Kim Kardashian
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From left, Kim Kardashian West, North West, Kanye West and Joel Osteen answers questions after the 11 am service at Lakewood Church, in Houston
Lakewood Churchs 11am service, Houston, USA - 17 Nov 2019
This suit is HILARIOUSLY baggy on her. It's the opposite of her M.O. Is this because she and Kanye were rubbing shoulders with Joel Osteen, or something?
Laverne Cox
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Laverne Cox
'Can You Keep a Secret' film premiere, Arrivals, ArcLight Cinemas, Los Angeles, USA - 28 Aug 2019
The dress is pretty, but once again see-through, and it looks vaguely like a fancy downpour -- which might be why she went wet-look with her hair.
Kim Kardashian
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Kim Kardashian West
Dior Men's Show, Backstage, Pre-Fall 2020, Miami, USA - 03 Dec 2019
She IS probably a Slytherin, so...
Laverne Cox
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 15: Laverne Cox attends The Paley Honors: A Gala Tribute To LGBTQ at The Ziegfeld Ballroom on May 15, 2019 in New York City. (Photo by John Lamparski/Getty Images)
As superhero costumes go, this one is substandard.
Kim Kardshian
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As jazzercize outfits go... actually that might be the only way this makes sense, and EVEN THEN, it's dicey.
Laverne Cox
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Laverne Cox
'Can You Keep a Secret' film premiere, After Party, ArcLight Cinemas, Los Angeles, USA - 28 Aug 2019
Oh LAVERNE. The jacket is beautiful, and flattering. The bra is an eyeroll, but whatever those shorts are have been sawn off by nail clippers, right?
Kim Kardshian
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Kim Kardashian West attends the WSJ. Magazine 2019 Innovator Awards at the Museum of Modern Art, in New York
WSJ Magazine 2019 Innovator Awards, New York, USA - 06 Nov 2019
And here we have The Denim Pirate.
Laverne Cox
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Laverne Cox
'Charlie's Angels' film premiere, Arrivals, Regency Village Theatre, Los Angeles, USA - 11 Nov 2019
And here we have the most elaborate nipple tape ever.
Kim Kardshian
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Kanye West and Kim Kardashian West
9th Annual WSJ. Magazine Innovator Awards, Arrivals, The Museum of Modern Art, New York, USA - 06 Nov 2019
Side view...
Laverne Cox
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Laverne Cox
'Charlie's Angels' film premiere, Arrivals, Regency Village Theatre, Los Angeles, USA - 11 Nov 2019
Side view...
Kim Kardshian
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Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian out and about, Paris, France - 06 Mar 2019
Kim's final word is to try to compete with Laverne's most infamous ensemble.
Laverne Cox
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Laverne Cox, back detail
'Charlie's Angels' film premiere, Arrivals, Regency Village Theatre, Los Angeles, USA - 11 Nov 2019
