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# Fug Madness 2020: Lottie, Gigi, Noomi, and TES
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-2020-lottie-gigi-noomi-and-tes-03-2020/
- Published: 2020-03-24T18:00:35.000Z
- Updated: 2020-03-24T04:44:21.000Z
- Description: Vote early, vote often.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Fug Madness, Charo Bracket, Fug Madness 2020, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:09

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/2016-charo_bracket_graphic-copy-1584684328.jpg "2016-charo_bracket_graphic copy-1584684328")

###### *Jump to the polls*:

###### [*(2) Gigi Hadid v. (7) Tracee Ellis Ross*](#gigee) *·* [*(3) Lottie Moss v. (11) Noomi Rapace*](#lopace)

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**(2) GIGI HADID vs. (7) TRACEE ELLIS ROSS**

Help me out here, please: Am I able to see nipple through this on one side, or am I hallucinating?

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/6686bf81317-1568221302-1584941415.jpg "Rihanna`s 2nd Annual Savage X Fenty Show During NYFW")

As Jessica noted in the original post, this reminds me of things so many of us wore on New Year's Eve in 2003\. Also, Getty Images taught me that her jeans are ripped open in the back so that there is a large hole under her left buttock.

Here, please enjoy sleeves that are as long as the dress itself:

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/shutterstock_editorial_10426088b-1584941370.jpg "Gigi Hadid out and about, Paris Fashion Week, France - 26 Sep 2019")

I can't entirely parse what this is:

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/10441592a-1584941358.jpg "Bella Hadid 23rd Birthday party, L'Avenue at Saks, New York, USA - 10 Oct 2019")

Jumpsuit? Separates? Either way, it's a very filmy fabric that has made some real abdominal choices.

Of all my issues with this next photo, one is that I think she needs to be wearing her hair up:

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/0877d58230f-1559613312-1584941408.jpg "2019 CFDA Fashion Awards")

Another is that I have no idea WHAT crossbody situation she's wearing, and also, it's a LOT of skirt and a lot of pant and I need this whole thing to divide itself by, say, 7.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/GettyImages-1172845367-1583971541-640x960-1584941422.jpg "Jeremy Scott - Front Row - September 2019 - New York Fashion Week: The Shows")

Sigh. Please take a spin through [Gigi's archive](https://gofugyourself.com/celebs/gigi-hadid?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), or [the post from the first matchup](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-round-one-continues-another-hadid-enters-the-ring-03-2020/), because there is much to see and evaluate before making the call.

Oh, but wait, this one is a doozy we haven't shown you before:

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/GettyImages-1140896963-1584941364.jpg "Celebrity Sightings In New York City - May 02, 2019")

Pardon the forthcoming, but it looks like she recently had triplets sitting on her lap who ALL blew out their diapers.

Tracee's trousers here are also problematic:

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/shutterstock_editorial_10475770ba-1573790719-1583954545-640x960-1584941497.jpg "'Queen and Slim' film premiere, Arrivals, AFI Fest, Los Angeles, USA - 14 Nov 2019")

Actually, that whole outfit is a grievous wrong being done to a lovely person. Ditto this Chanel monstrosity:

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/shutterstock_editorial_10551942ff-1581390464-1584941460.jpg "Charles Finch and Chanel Pre-Oscars Dinner, Arrivals, Polo Lounge, Los Angeles, USA - 08 Feb 2020")

The next ensemble, I enjoy on her...

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/shutterstock_editorial_10489772x-1575336720-1584941453.jpg "The Fashion Awards, Arrivals, Royal Albert Hall, London, UK - 02 Dec 2019")

... but mostly because she's bringing some personality to it. Objectively and generally speaking, a necklace made out of shag carpeting is bonkers.

She's also doing her best with this feathered confection:

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/shutterstock_10181038gt-1554057446-1584941623.jpg "50th Annual NAACP Image Awards, Arrivals, Dolby Theatre, Los Angeles, USA - 30 Mar 2019")

But it's very very close to smothering her.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/shutterstock_editorial_10444211al-1571355048-1583954464-640x960-1584941631.jpg "'Good Morning America' TV show, New York, USA - 14 Oct 2019")

This feels like a HUNKER DOWN EVERYONE kind of combination nightgown and housedress, except she wore it outside, and well before anyone was doing any hunkering. Also is that the LABEL hanging out down there on the hem?

Both women have more to offer from the eligibility period; this is, of course, just an illustrative sample. Who should advance? Does Gigi offend thee, or will you vote Tracee?

**Archives**: [Gigi](https://gofugyourself.com/celebs/gigi-hadid?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), [Tracee](https://gofugyourself.com/celebs/tracee-ellis-ross?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

**(3) LOTTIE MOSS vs. (11) NOOMI RAPACE**

Lottie wore a lot of naked stuff this year, so I shall lead off with one of the LEAST nude garments:

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/10350670at-1584942190.jpg "Once Upon a Time In Hollywood film premiere in London, United Kingdom - 30 Jul 2019")

We invoke the almighty Hefty Bag a lot, but... I mean, those are Hefty bags, right? They are.

Noomi Rapace, her opponent, also enjoys a cape on occasion:

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/shutterstock_editorial_10489772ao-1575336645-1583970351-640x960-1584942306.jpg "The Fashion Awards, Arrivals, Royal Albert Hall, London, UK - 02 Dec 2019")

That is some pleasant full-coverage battiness right there. But battiness it is, like Sexy Satan meets Pharrell. This, from Lottie, is pretty much the opposite of that:

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/GettyImages-1153506328-1584942202.jpg "London Celebrity Sightings -  June 3, 2019")

Noomi is no stranger to sheers:

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/10332052s-1583970837-640x901-1584942322.jpg "American Friends of Covent Garden 50th Anniversary Celebration, Arrivals, Jean-Georges, Los Angeles, USA - 10 Jul 2019")

Oh, but if you were wondering what the BACK of Lottie's outfit looks like, allow us to return to it for a moment:

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/GettyImages-1153506316-1584942196.jpg "London Celebrity Sightings -  June 3, 2019")

Noomi is undaunted, as she has more in her arsenal:

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/shutterstock_editorial_10429101ap-1569821154-1583970772-640x960-1584942299.jpg "Givenchy show, Front Row, Spring Summer 2020, Paris Fashion Week, France - 29 Sep 2019")

Lottie, however, is not finished:

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/GettyImages-1201580768-1584942209.jpg "LUCKY BRAND PRESENTS Less Noise, More Music: THIRD EYE BLIND LIVE AT THE ROXY")

Noomi would like you all to know she's keeping an eye on the proceedings:

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/GettyImages-1172979909-1583971339-640x960-1584942281.jpg "The Dior Sessions Book Launch")

Lottie's crack styling team is also on the case, pun intended:

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/shutterstock_editorial_10467673n-1583958359-640x960-1584942267.jpg "PrettyLittleThing Little Mix collection launch party, London, UK - 06 Nov 2019")

Noomi would like to close by going full Noted Kook on us all:

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/shutterstock_10129511ar-1551820276-1583970595-640x960-1584942287.jpg "Louis Vuitton show, Front Row, Fall Winter 2019, Paris Fashion Week, France - 05 Mar 2019")

Any last words, Lottie?

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/shutterstock_editorial_10453292v-1583958318-640x887-1584942261.jpg "Cara Delevingne x Nasty Gal launch party, London, UK - 22 Oct 2019")

Of course. Of COURSE her last word is "underboob."

**Archives**: [Lottie](https://gofugyourself.com/celebs/lottie-moss?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), [Noomi](https://gofugyourself.com/celebs/noomi-rapace?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)