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Melina Matsoukas

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Soul Brother/Shutterstock (10550149az) Melina Matsoukas 13th Annual Essence Black Women in Hollywood Awards Luncheon, Arrivals, Beverly Wilshire, Los Angeles, USA - 06 Feb 2020

I'm going to let the lower seed fire off the first punch here. Melina is opening strong with a flurry of lemon-scented Kleenex over a bathing suit.

Lottie Moss

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Coke/Shutterstock (10416010g) Lottie Moss Julien Macdonald show, Departures, Spring Summer 2020, London Fashion Week, UK - 16 Sep 2019

Lottie counters with nudity of her own.

Melina Matsoukas

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Shutterstock (10351555bx) Melina Matsoukas Hollywood Foreign Press Association Annual Grants Banquet, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 31 Jul 2019

Melina feints and then swings back with a creative left hook made of sheer-bottomed pants.

Lottie Moss

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (10467673n) Lottie Moss PrettyLittleThing Little Mix collection launch party, London, UK - 06 Nov 2019

Speaking of sheer, and bottom, and (under)pants: Lottie ably parried the attack.

Melina Matsoukas

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - NOVEMBER 02: Melina Matsoukas attends the 2019 LACMA Art + Film Gala at LACMA on November 02, 2019 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Taylor Hill/Getty Images)

Melina has now put togther a combination the likes of which I have not seen. What can Lottie counter with?

Lottie Moss

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Coke/Shutterstock (10453292v) Lottie Moss Cara Delevingne x Nasty Gal launch party, London, UK - 22 Oct 2019

Ah, the old Underboob Maneuver! Of COURSE. How did I not see that coming.

Melina Matsoukas

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Variety/Shutterstock (10538595co) Melina Matsoukas 72nd Annual Directors Guild of America Awards, Arrivals, The Ritz-Carlton, Los Angeles, USA - 25 Jan 2020

Gasp! A single-leg whip, in the form of... a single-leg jumpsuit.

Lottie Moss

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 23: Lottie Moss attends Less Noise, More Music! Lucky Brand presents Third Eye Blind + Special Guest on January 23, 2020 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Rodin Eckenroth/Getty Images for Lucky Brand)

Lottie fires back with a pelvic sling of some ilk.

Melina Matsoukas

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Nils Jorgensen/Shutterstock (10541789aq) Melina Matsoukas 'Queen and Slim' film premiere, London, UK - 28 Jan 2020 Melina Matsoukas attends premiere of Queen & Slim, Melina Matsoukas's film about a couple's first date, which takes an unexpected turn when a police officer pulls them over, at Rich Mix

Ready for a breather, Melina pulls back on the throttle a little and fires off this intriguingly weird -- but not alarming -- half-armor.

Lottie Moss

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/Shutterstock (10325280e) Lottie Moss Glastonbury Festival, Day 5, UK - 30 Jun 2019

... but Lottie refuses to relax. She will NOT wear pants.

Melina Matsoukas

Exclusive all-round no mins Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/Deadline/Shutterstock (10462315bo) EXCLUSIVE - Melina Matsoukas Exclusive - Deadline Contenders, Arrivals, DGA Theater, Los Angeles, USA - 02 Nov 2019

Melina dives right back in with a weird blazer.

Lottie Moss

Mandatory Credit: Photo by NEIL HALL/EPA-EFE/Shutterstock (10350670at) Lottie Moss attends the UK premiere of 'Once Upon a Time In... Hollywood' in London, Britain, 30 July 2019. The movie is released in British cinemas on 14 August. Once Upon a Time In Hollywood film premiere in London, United Kingdom - 30 Jul 2019

Lottie's counterattack is a romper and a train made of garbage bags.

Melina Matsoukas

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Todd Williamson/Variety/Shutterstock (10507152e) Melina Matsoukas 'Queen and Slim' Variety Screening Series sponsored by Vudu, Los Angeles, USA - 16 Dec 2019 Wearing Miu Miu Same Outfit as catwalk model *10324524u

Melina's bag of tricks is deep and wide.

Lottie Moss

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Hannah Young/Shutterstock (10480070n) Lottie Moss The Skinny Tan: Choc Range launch party at Madison, London, UK - 19 Nov 2019

Lottie's is... tight, and short. Almost exclusively.

Melina Matsoukas

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Evan Agostini/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (10468167f) Melina Matsoukas attends the WSJ. Magazine 2019 Innovator Awards at the Museum of Modern Art, in New York WSJ Magazine 2019 Innovator Awards, New York, USA - 06 Nov 2019

More leg work: Melina brings out the wacky tights.

Lottie Moss

Mandatory Credit: Photo by James Shaw/Shutterstock (10315632e) Lottie Moss 'ELLE List VIP Party', Arrivals, The Petersham, London, UK - 19 Jun 2019

Lottie's legwork involves bring out ALLLLL of her legs.

Melina Matsoukas

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (10444417hu) Melina Matsoukas arrives at the 26th annual ELLE Women in Hollywood Celebration at the Four Seasons Hotel, in Los Angeles 26th Annual ELLE Women in Hollywood Celebration, Los Angeles, USA - 14 Oct 2019

Melina gets ready to conclude her campaign with a mangled trenchcoat layered over a gown.

Lottie Moss

LONDON, ENGLAND - JUNE 03: Lottie Moss at Annabel's club on June 03, 2019 in London, England. (Photo by Mark R. Milan/GC Images)

Lottie holds firm in her comfort zone: Naked! Short! Tight! 

Melina Matsoukas

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (10475770r) Melina Matsoukas 'Queen and Slim' film premiere, Arrivals, AFI Fest, Los Angeles, USA - 14 Nov 2019

This is Melina's finishing move.

Lottie Moss

LONDON, ENGLAND - JUNE 03: Lottie Moss at Annabel's club on June 03, 2019 in London, England. (Photo by Mark R. Milan/GC Images)

So you decide: Is Lottie retreating here, or is she charging on into the Final Four and leaving Melina on the curb?

Fug Madness 2020: Lottie Moss vs. Melina Matsoukas
The decisions get harder.

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