Fug Madness 2020, The Final Four: Rita Ora v. Ellie Goulding*

Rita Ora v. Ellie Goulding

USA Rights Only - London, UK -20190404- Celebrities attend the global premiere of Netflix's Our Planet, held at the Natural History Museum. -PICTURED: Ellie Goulding -PHOTO by: Ian West/PA Images/INSTARimages.com -42150973.jpg This is an editorial, rights-managed image. Please contact Instar Images LLC for licensing fee and rights information at sales@instarimages.com or call +1 212 414 0207 This image may not be published in any way that is, or might be deemed to be, defamatory, libelous, pornographic, or obscene. Please consult our sales department for any clarification needed prior to publication and use. Instar Images LLC reserves the right to pursue unauthorized users of this material. If you are in violation of our intellectual property rights or copyright you may be liable for damages, loss of income, any profits you derive from the unauthorized use of this material and, where appropriate, the cost of collection and/or any statutory damages awarded

This looks like it was made from that stuff fancy pears come wrapped in.

Rita Ora v. Ellie Goulding

BIRMINGHAM, ENGLAND - MAY 04: Ellie Goulding attends the Free Radio Hits Live at Arena Birmingham on May 04, 2019 in Birmingham, England. (Photo by Mike Marsland/WireImage)

WHAT even IS this?! None of these items make sense alone, much less together.

Rita Ora v. Ellie Goulding

LONDON, ENGLAND - MAY 17: Ellie Goulding attends British LGBT Awards 2019 at Marriott Hotel Grosvenor Square on May 17, 2019 in London, England. (Photo by Jeff Spicer/Getty Images)

FRINGE!

Rita Ora v. Ellie Goulding

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Swan Gallet/WWD/Shutterstock (10430428f) Ellie Goulding in the front row Stella McCartney show, Front Row, Spring Summer 2020, Paris Fashion Week, France - 30 Sep 2019 Wearing Stella McCartney

That's not what suspenders are for.

Rita Ora v. Ellie Goulding

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Palace Lee/Shutterstock (10474385t) Caspar Jopling and Ellie Goulding Celebrities leaving The Roundhouse, Camden, London, UK - 14 Nov 2019

Those are definitely pajamas.

Rita Ora v. Ellie Goulding

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (10489774dz) Ellie Goulding The Fashion Awards, Arrivals, Royal Albert Hall, London, UK - 02 Dec 2019

And that's definitely a curtain.

Rita Ora v. Ellie Goulding

CAP D'ANTIBES, FRANCE - MAY 18: Ellie Goulding attends the Vanity Fair party celebrating the 72nd Annual Cannes Film Festival at Hotel du Cap-Eden-Roc on May 18, 2019 in Cap d'Antibes, France. (Photo by David M. Benett/Dave Benett/Getty Images)

At least if she falls off the boat, those sleeves will probably save her life.

Rita Ora v. Ellie Goulding

Ellie Goulding at Capital Radio Summertime Ball 2019, Wembley Stadium, London (Photo credit should read Jamy / Barcroft Media via Getty Images)

This is a mess.

Rita Ora v. Ellie Goulding

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Richard Shotwell/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (10494361b) Ellie Goulding attends the 2019 Variety's Hitmakers Brunch at Soho House, in West Hollywood, Calif 2019 Variety's Hitmakers Brunch, West Hollywood, USA - 07 Dec 2019

And this feels so dated.

Rita Ora v. Ellie Goulding

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (10414618b) Ellie Goulding Bulgari Serpenti Seduttori Party, Arrivals, Spring Summer 2020, London Fashion Week, UK - 15 Sep 2019

PICK A LEG!

Rita Ora v. Ellie Goulding

Mandatory Credit: Photo by MediaPunch/REX/Shutterstock (10239192i) Clara Amfo and Rita Ora 'Never Stop Playing / Magnum Cannes', 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 16 May 2019

It's always fun when our competitors are wearing basically the same outfit. To Rita!

Rita Ora v. Ellie Goulding

LONDON, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 13: Rita Ora joins Patron of Centrepoint, HRH The Duke of Cambridge, young people supported by Centrepoint, and the charity's staff, ambassadors and supporters to mark the charity's 50 years of tackling youth homelessness, at The Roundhouse on November 13, 2019 in London, England. Duran Duran, Rita Ora and Hussain Manawer all performed at the gala. (Photo by David M. Benett/Dave Benett/Getty Images for Centrepoint)

I feel like only J Lo could pull this off.

Rita Ora v. Ellie Goulding

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Swan Gallet/WWD/Shutterstock (10431899c) Rita Ora in the front row Miu Miu show, Front Row, Spring Summer 2020, Paris Fashion Week, France - 01 Oct 2019 Wearing Miu Miu

That bow is so drab.

Rita Ora v. Ellie Goulding

, London, England - 20190916 - Rita Ora Seen Leaving Love Magazine Party. -PICTURED: Rita Ora -PHOTO by: Palace Lee/INSTARimages.com Disclaimer: This is an editorial, rights-managed image. Please contact INSTAR Images for licensing fee and rights information at sales@instarimages.com or call +1 212 414 0207. This image may not be published in any way that is, or might be deemed to be, defamatory, libelous, pornographic, or obscene. Please consult our sales department for any clarification needed prior to publication and use. INSTAR Images reserves the right to pursue unauthorized users of this material. If you are in violation of our intellectual property rights or copyright you may be liable for damages, loss of income, any profits you derive from the unauthorized use of this material and, where appropriate, the cost of collection and/or any statutory damages awarded For images containing underage children: Be advised that some Countries may have restricted privacy laws against publishing images of underage children. Inform yourself! Underage children may need to be removed or have their face pixelated before publishing.

WHITHER PANTS?!

Rita Ora v. Ellie Goulding

North America Rights Only - London, UK -20190710-Rita Ora leaves the Village Underground Club and heads home. She was performing a private gig for Amazon. Rita wore snakeskin trousers and a black leather jacket, finishing the look off with sunglasses. -PICTURED: Rita Ora -PHOTO by: INSTARimages.com Disclaimer: This is an editorial, rights-managed image. Please contact INSTAR Images for licensing fee and rights information at sales@instarimages.com or call +1 212 414 0207. This image may not be published in any way that is, or might be deemed to be, defamatory, libelous, pornographic, or obscene. Please consult our sales department for any clarification needed prior to publication and use. INSTAR Images reserves the right to pursue unauthorized users of this material. If you are in violation of our intellectual property rights or copyright you may be liable for damages, loss of income, any profits you derive from the unauthorized use of this material and, where appropriate, the cost of collection and/or any statutory damages awarded For images containing underage children: Be advised that some Countries may have restricted privacy laws against publishing images of underage children. Inform yourself! Underage children may need to be removed or have their face pixelated before publishing

Okay, not those pants.

Rita Ora v. Ellie Goulding

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/REX/Shutterstock (10181988d) Rita Ora Rita Ora out and about, New York - 28 Mar 2019 Wearing Prada Same Outfit as catwalk model *10053275bg

Those socks!

Rita Ora v. Ellie Goulding

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MARCH 26: Rita Ora is seen wearing Diesel in SoHo on March 26, 2019 in New York City. (Photo by Gotham/GC Images)

Those shoulders!

Rita Ora v. Ellie Goulding

NEW YORK, NY - MAY 09: Singer Rita Ora is seen walking in midtown on May 9, 2019 in New York City. (Photo by Raymond Hall/GC Images)

Those patterns!

Rita Ora v. Ellie Goulding

PARIS, FRANCE - MAY 02: Singer Rita Ora is seen on May 02, 2019 in Paris, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/GC Images)

Those shorts!

Rita Ora v. Ellie Goulding

USA Rights Only - London, UK -20190903- Guest arrive at the GQ Men of the Year Awards 2019 in association with Hugo Boss held at the Tate Modern. -PICTURED: Rita Ora -PHOTO by: Matt Crossick/PA Images/INSTARimages.com -45020612.jpg This is an editorial, rights-managed image. Please contact Instar Images LLC for licensing fee and rights information at sales@instarimages.com or call +1 212 414 0207 This image may not be published in any way that is, or might be deemed to be, defamatory, libelous, pornographic, or obscene. Please consult our sales department for any clarification needed prior to publication and use. Instar Images LLC reserves the right to pursue unauthorized users of this material. If you are in violation of our intellectual property rights or copyright you may be liable for damages, loss of income, any profits you derive from the unauthorized use of this material and, where appropriate, the cost of collection and/or any statutory damages awarded

WHATEVER THIS IS!

Rita Ora v. Ellie Goulding

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Please don't let the rest of this blind you to her boots situation.

Rita Ora v. Ellie Goulding

The 90s really ARE back.

Rita Ora v. Ellie Goulding

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Mark R Milan/Shutterstock (10425557c) Rita Ora Rita Ora out and about, London, UK - 27 Sep 2019

I hope she's resting in these at home.

Rita Ora v. Ellie Goulding

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (10429848d) Rita Ora Escada x Rita Ora, Spring Summer 2020, Paris Fashion Week, France - 29 Sep 2019

Or, honestly, in this.

Rita Ora v. Ellie Goulding

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock (10238986av) Rita Ora Magnum party, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 16 May 2019

Here's your formal mermaid.

Rita Ora v. Ellie Goulding

Mandatory Credit: Photo by EDMOND SADAKA EDMOND/SIPA/Shutterstock (10414849h) Rita Ora Rita Ora in concert at Westfield Velizy, Paris, France - 14 Sep 2019

SO SUBTLE.

Rita Ora v. Ellie Goulding

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Marcus Tondo/WWD/Shutterstock (10419733a) Rita Ora amfAR Gala, Arrivals, Spring Summer 2020, Milan Fashion Week, Italy - 21 Sep 2019 Wearing Prada

My favorite bridal sea urchin.

Rita Ora v. Ellie Goulding

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (10493987bh) Rita Ora Capital's Jingle Bell Ball, The O2, London, UK - 07 Dec 2019

Big finish!