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# Fug Madness Elite Eight: Charo Bracket
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-elite-eight-charo-bracket/
- Published: 2012-03-26T17:00:21.000Z
- Updated: 2012-03-26T05:21:55.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

## Fergie

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/03/113510600-419x6221.jpg)

This just seems like some kind of strange S&M game to me -- like it's a sex harness that zips into its own pouch, which becomes the skirt when it's unpacked.

## Robyn

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/coachella-valley-music-arts-festival-2011-day-1.jpg)

This is just all masochism. At the time I noted that it's kind of a combo of Lady Gaga and Roxette. If that nation ever comes into existence -- Roxaga? Gagette? -- then this is what their Olympic equestrians will wear.

## Fergie

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/117152144-419x629-2.jpg)

This ALSO looks like it was zipped out into a dress. Maybe that's really brilliant when you're packing for a long trip, but I don't really know if you want to be known as Pouch Lady unless you're a kangaroo.

## Robyn

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/logos-newnownext-awards-2011-show.jpg)

Somehow, in this post-Jessie J world, it's the platform Timberlands that make the least sense here.

## Fergie

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/spl279143_004-419x974-3.jpg)

We've discussed the tights and hotpants, the cummerbund, the jacket with the sleeves that look like she accidentally squeezed Rogaine onto her loofah. But have we talked about the fact that she's basically wearing shapewear as a shirt?

## Robyn

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/grammy-awards-fug-carpet-robyn-02-2012-2.jpg)

Yes, Robyn, you ARE teetering on the edge there. And not the edge of glory.

## Fergie

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/135327988-419x642-2.jpg)

Man, aviator uniforms aren't what they used to be.

## Robyn

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/131034206-419x6412.jpg)

Somebody has a fever, and misread the prescription as, "More platforms."

## Fergie

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/spl344307_007-419x486-2.jpg)

Somebody else also has a fever, and misread the prescription as simply, "More."

## Robyn

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/spl289831_009-419x6112.jpg)

Listen, Sensei, your wooden-soled shoes are really harshing my chi. Or something.

## Fergie

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/fergie-catching-a-flight-at-lax.jpg)

Pants WHAT?

## Robyn

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/wenn3736552-365x10002.jpg)

So THIS is how they're teaching the kids to stop cow-tipping.

## Fergie

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/the-trevor-projects-2011-trevor-live-arrivals-15.jpg)

I think they're selling these gift bags at Papyrus for $8.99, with some matching tissue paper.

## Robyn

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/wenn3286806-419x6042.jpg)

They have not sold this anywhere since 1991.

## Fergie

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/135327954-419x6171.jpg)

You know, I guess I have to applaud her for trying to act like this was a style choice.

## Fergie

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/129244986-419x5701.jpg)

However, I take that applause right back, and then apply it upside her head, for thinking THIS was a style choice. There are so many reasons to hate it, but I'm going to start with the VERY LITERAL placement of the, er, kitty. I really don't want "Felix" to become a new euphemism for that.

[Fug Madness Elite Eight: Charo Bracket  (4) FERGIE vs. (11) ROBYN Musicians so often make a strong Fug Madness showing. Robyn came out of nowhere, really -- would we even have known about her fug arsenal if she hadn't worn that apocalyptic Grammy outfit? -- and Fergie has been a mainstay. I love it when an upstart challenges a stalwart, but does she have enough to take down the potent one-two-three-and-so-on-punch of Fergie Ferg's fug? I mean, the face-off between BOTH of their Grammy outfits alone is making me lose hair. \[poll id="7182"\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/03/113510600-419x6221.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-elite-eight-charo-bracket-03-2012/)