Incredibly, Emily wore a jean jacket as both a shirt AND a bra.
Halsey
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So did Halsey. Well, she might have a sports bra tucked under there, but her ensemble also looks like she just worked a Monster Truck rally.
Emily
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It's not that Emily HATES bras. She loves a bra shirt.
Halsey
Z100's Jingle Ball 2017 at The Madison Square Garden - Arrivals Featuring: Halsey
Where: New York City, New York, United States
When: 08 Dec 2017
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As does Halsey.
Emily
And Emily doesn't even need her bra shirt to FIT.
Halsey
"I see you, and I RAISE YOU," says Halsey.
Emily
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This is a very poorly chosen mini-dress that looks like it cost $10, and surely did not.
Halsey
This is a very STRANGELY chosen mini-dress that looks like it would crack if you tried to bend it.
Emily
Emily does also like patterns, though. BRIGHT patterns. (I don't hate this the way I probably ought.)
Halsey
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Where: Chicago, Illinois, United States
When: 13 Dec 2017
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Ms. Halsey has one of those, also. (And I ALSO don't hate it, although it needs a tank top underneath.)
Emily
This is very loud, and also relatively inexpensive-looking. I'm all for cheap, but there's an art to finding stuff that doesn't SCREAM it.
Halsey
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I called this If IKEA Made Clothes, and I stand by that.
Emily
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I am pretty sure that this garment is not fulfilling its original intended purpose. It looks like a coat melted.
Emily
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And I have real concerns that this sweater is actually a backless bib.
Halsey
But THIS outfit is just A WHOLE BUNCH OF THINGS that shouldn't be used this way, or together.
Emily
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Oh, look, a sheer bottom!
Halsey
Oh, look! Sheer bottoms.
Emily
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Sometimes Emily does wear fabric, but she doesn't ever seem that happy about it.
Emily
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Emily Ratajkowski
33rd Film Independent Spirit Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 03 Mar 2018
WEARING BROCK COLLECTION SAME OUTFIT AS CATWALK MODEL *9366722z
And her chest doesn't always seem that delighted, either.
Halsey
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2017 Secret Genius Awards, Los Angeles, USA - 01 Nov 2017
Halsey's version of fabric is still generally pretty sheer. Also.... seriously, girlfriend REALLY LOVES A SPORTS BRA. I can respect that, but mine tends to go UNDER my clothes, rather than BEING my clothes.
Emily
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Not a proper coat, OR dress. Also, WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT TO YOUR BODY.
Halsey
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Halsey
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Not a real shirt, and also, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO YOUR GENITALS. These two are mystifying.
Emily
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That's a garment that looks like she ripped it off the loom before it was done. Yes, you ARE seeing her navel under there.
Emily
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Whereas this one stops just shy, but... JUST shy.
Halsey
Let's not leave her out of the fun: Halsey also likes a deep cut.
Emily
Emily often makes sure her slits are designed for maximum thigh exposure.
Halsey
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Halsey will meet her there.
Emily Ratajkowski
Emily will roll again.
Halsey
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Halsey will roll again, also, and land on Free Parking.
Emily
Emily is unafraid to craft a shirt out of other accessories she has lying around her house.
Halsey
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Halsey is RIGHT there with her as we head to the finish line.
Emily
Emily is not afraid to erupt in gangrenous nonsense.
Halsey
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Oh, but neither is Halsey. This is our photo finish, in the sense that we're done with the evidence; will it also be a tie in the polls?
