Lilo
There can be but one Victoria Gotti.
Robyn
There is certainly only one Robyn.
Lilo
On the other hand, there was a day where she would have worn this WITHOUT the booty shorts.
Robyn
HIGH FIVE!
Lilo
Lindsay Lohan IS Miss Havisham, in Awesome Expectations: An MTV Hip Hopera.
Robyn
Robyn IS...yeah, I don't know what this is. Other than amusing.
Lilo
Lilo IS Partygoer 67 in Studio 55: Like Studio 54 BUT NOT.
Robyn
Sweden's Hottest Dance Club IS Robyn! She has everything: paisley! Work boots! Camouflage! Twin drummers dressed like mental patients in a 1950s movie about lobotomies!
Lilo
Lilo IS Featured Extra Number 6 in Airplane, Rebooted. You'll laugh! You'll cry! You'll applaud when the air marshals arrest her for crimes of fashion.
Robyn
I enjoy how many photos of Robyn are in full motion. I am not concerned about her cardiovascular health.
Lilo
I AM concerned about these shorts.
Robyn
We call this, Gaga Lite. Which sounds like a carbonated beverage Gaga is going to release during her current hiatus from the press.
Lilo
Dina would like you to consider her part in this. Just consider her. JUST THINK ABOUT HER PLEASE.
Robyn
And here, of course, are the shoes that began it all.
Lilo
If you didn't know how old this person was, how old would you SAY she was? Exactly.