> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Fug Madness Round Two: Charo Bracket, part II - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-round-two-charo-bracket-part-ii-03-2013/ - Published: 2013-03-26T17:30:38.000Z - Updated: 2013-03-26T15:45:45.000Z - Author: Jessica - Tags: Fug Madness, Charo Bracket, Fug Madness 2013, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35 **(3) JESSICA BIEL v. (6) CHRISTINA HENDRICKS** In which two ladies with great genes ABUSE THEM BRUTALLY. For example, Biel gave herself Avian Flu: [![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/150402385_10.xml "'Total Recall' - UK Film Premiere")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/03/150402385%5F10.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) While Hendricks infested herself with some kind of applique-related creeping crud, [which I can only assume is related to her Mold Attack.](https://gofugyourself.com/unfug-it-up-christina-hendricks-10-2012?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) [![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/154366758_10.xml "Christina Hendricks Leads A Private Johnnie Walker Whisky Tasting")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/03/154366758%5F10.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) Poor Biel spent much of the summer suffering from a severe case of Rufflomania: [![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/156780535_10.xml "Premiere Of Fox Searchlight Pictures' "Hitchcock" - Arrivals")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/03/156780535%5F10.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) Not to mention i[ts related malady, One Arm Caftanictonia](https://gofugyourself.com/playing-for-fugs-12-2012?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), a[ mild case of the Musty Drabs](https://gofugyourself.com/unfug-or-fab-jessica-biel-08-2012/totall-recall-afterparty-2-140812?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) \-- [twice](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-or-fab-jessica-biel-with-bonus-nicely-played-kate-beckinsale-07-2012?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io#more-623862)! Hendricks has a severe and possibly incurable case of Remitting and Relapsing OUCH: [![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/152672463.xml "152672463-419x618")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/03/152672463-419x618.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) Is it better to suffer from OUCH, or from Severe Advanced Geriatricitosis? Ask yourself that hard question: [![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/156665835_10.xml ""Hitchcock" New York Premiere - Arrivals")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/03/156665835%5F10.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) Because this looks itchy. And [it's no better with the coat on.](gofugyourself.com/hitchfug-11-2012) Hendricks also suffers from a brutal case of the Ruts. Namely, the black and white ones, and while the black and white is a delicious cookie -- look to the cookie, Jerry! -- it gets a little stale in your wardrobe after a while: [![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/spl374259_006.xml "spl374259_006-419x718")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/03/spl374259%5F006-419x718.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) Even that dude is skeptical. And here, she seriously looks like a NYSE docent reporting for work in her polyester uniform: [![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/141659133_10.xml "Cast Of "Mad Men" Rings The New York Stock Exchange Opening Bell")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/03/141659133%5F10.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) Speaking of bad pants, though, we can't go through a bracket featuring Jessica Biel without revisiting The Crotcheted Pants of Horror: [![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/03/spl467130_003.jpg "spl467130_003-419x579")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/03/spl467130%5F003-419x579.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) I need to lay down. **Archives:**[ **Jessica Biel**](https://gofugyourself.com/celebs/jessica-biel?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)**,** [**Christina Hendricks**](https://gofugyourself.com/celebs/christina-hendricks?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) [poll by twiigs.com](https://www.twiigs.com/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) **(7) DIANE KRUGER v. (2) HEIDI KLUM** Or: the battle of the blonde models. I present this without comment: [![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/162769172_10.xml "21st Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party - Inside")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/03/162769172%5F10.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) Kruger at least has the accumulated wisdom to know that the best way to distract us from the fringe and feathers and folderol on HER dress is Pacey: [![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/145012498_10.xml ""Killing Them Softly" Premiere - 65th Annual Cannes Film Festival")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/03/145012498%5F10.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) If the eyes are the windows to the soul, is the window on the back of Klum's jumpsuit/blazer ensemble the eyes to her torso? [![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/160996441_10.xml "Project Runway - Runway - Fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/03/160996441%5F10.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) This outfit is CLEARLY designed to be the eyes to Kruger's rib cage: [![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/156356066_10.xml "GQ Men Of The Year Party - Arrivals")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/03/156356066%5F10.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) And this is basically The Eyes To EVERYTHING, and I wish my own eyes were wide shut: [![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/156370819_10.xml "MTV EMA's 2012 - Red Carpet Arrivals")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/03/156370819%5F10.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) After that little number, this frock of Kruger's seems sincerely SINCERELY demure, even though it has its own Window To Her Thighs: [![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/157474562_10.xml "The Museum of Modern Art Film Benefit Honoring Quentin Tarantino - Inside Arrivals")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/03/157474562%5F10.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) But that is so sincerely NOT all. Klum also [went semi-naked to the Emmys,](https://gofugyourself.com/emmy-awards-sigh-carpet-heidi-klum-09-2012?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) and [also to the Met Gala](https://gofugyourself.com/met-ball-fug-carpet-the-project-runway-hosts-05-2012?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). She [repeated her Lace Sheer Leggy look here,](https://gofugyourself.com/amas-fug-carpet-heidi-klum-11-2012?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) and [here and](https://gofugyourself.com/golden-globes-feh-carpet-heidi-klum-01-2013?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) \-- oh, [just look at her archives](https://gofugyourself.com/celebs/HEIDI-KLUM?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). They are EXTREME. [Kruger's are no less dramatic,](https://gofugyourself.com/celebs/diane-kruger?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) all [full of berets](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-or-fab-diane-kruger-8-01-2013?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), and [more berets](https://gofugyourself.com/fabs-and-fehs-from-the-chanel-show-07-2012?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), and [Heidi braids](https://gofugyourself.com/recent-fugs-fabs-and-fines-of-diane-kruger-12-2012/diane-kruger-launches-christmas-champs-elysees-illuminations?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), and [top knots, and Pacey](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-or-fab-diane-kruger-6-09-2012?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). Always some Pacey. [poll by twiigs.com](https://www.twiigs.com/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)