> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Fug Madness Round Two, Madonna Bracket - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-round-two-madonna-bracket-03-2011/ - Published: 2011-03-21T19:00:29.000Z - Updated: 2011-03-22T17:55:49.000Z - Author: Jessica - Tags: fugs, Fug Madness 2011, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30 [![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/2011madonna_bracket_graphic4.jpg "2011madonna_bracket_graphic")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2011-day-one-results-03-2011/2011madonna%5Fbracket%5Fgraphic-5?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) **(3) LEONA LEWIS vs. (6) FLORENCE WELCH** Since we saw a lot of [Leona's CRAZED and CRACKED OUT Out and About looks](https://gofugyourself.com/non-grammys-fug-carpet-leona-lewis-02-2011?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) in her last game, let's take a look at her on stage for this one: [![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/03/spl185491_001.jpg "Leona Lewis on the first of two sold out nights at Manchester Arena")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-round-two-madonna-bracket-03-2011/leona-lewis-on-the-first-of-two-sold-out-nights-at-manchester-arena-3?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) That's like what would happen if she somehow got cast in a gender-bending version of *Phantom of the Opera.* Which, now that I've thought of this, I NEED it to happen. Bieber can be Christine! He seems like the sort to get dragged down to someone's basement/lake lair and secretly kind of like it. This is what she'd wear if...I was going to say, "she got cast in a musical about 80s hair metal," but I guess the real end of that sentence is, "if she ends up in *Rock of Ages*." [![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/spl184175_001.jpg "Leona Lewis live in concert in Liverpool")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-round-two-madonna-bracket-03-2011/leona-lewis-live-in-concert-in-liverpool?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) Which is ALSO not a bad career move, apparently. Wherever goes Tom Cruise, there goeth Leona Lewis, as they say. And by they, I mean, "me, because I totally just made that up." But it would be potentially fun if that were true, right? [![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/spl166860_019.jpg "Perez Hilton celebrates his 32nd birthday at Paramount Studios")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-round-two-madonna-bracket-03-2011/perez-hilton-celebrates-his-32nd-birthday-at-paramount-studios?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) After all, this is straight out of *Eyes Wide Shut*. On to FloWel! Let's look at HER in a few out-and-about looks: [![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/spl235077_003.jpg "Florence Welch arriving at 'The Late Show with David Letterman' in New York")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-round-two-madonna-bracket-03-2011/florence-welch-arriving-at-the-late-show-with-david-letterman-in-new-york?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) Are those studded jean shorts underneath her Early 80 Secretarial Pool Meets 70s Summer Festival mash-up outfit? Wait. Y0u know what? Let's not even go there. Shall we go here? [![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/spl206910_009.jpg "Stars at studio Valbonne")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-round-two-madonna-bracket-03-2011/stars-at-studio-valbonne?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) Nah, I just watched *Some Kind of Wonderful* over the weekend. I'm tapped out. What about this? [![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/spl204578_006.jpg "Florence and the Machine performs live at V festival in Chelmsford, UK")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-round-two-madonna-bracket-03-2011/florence-and-the-machine-performs-live-at-v-festival-in-chelmsford-uk?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) [That's more like it.](https://gofugyourself.com/celebs/florence-welch?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) **(2) MILEY CYRUS vs. (7) SWINTON** Here's the question: can Miley succeed where Bieber failed? Taking down SWINTON is no easy task. This should help: [![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/spl215458_007.jpg "Miley Cyrus leaving a house party in Hollywood after leaving Voyuer Nightclub")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-round-two-madonna-bracket-03-2011/miley-cyrus-leaving-a-house-party-in-hollywood-after-leaving-voyuer-nightclub?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) Those shorts are straight out of a vintage *Playgirl*. No teenage girl should ever look to the casual wear of a member of the Village People as inspiration. (Other than maybe the Native American. Is a headdress EVER wrong?) This is what she's going to wear when she joins Leona in her underground lair: [![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/wenn5482222.jpg "ng miley cyrus 180510")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-round-two-madonna-bracket-03-2011/ng-miley-cyrus-180510?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) It's lair-chic. It's high-lair-ious? No? No? I tried. This, at least, makes me think she must have been getting dressed whilst high (ALLEGEDLY, don't sue me with all your kajillions of dollars, Miley): [![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/wenn5492519.jpg "miley cyrus dinner 040610")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-round-two-madonna-bracket-03-2011/miley-cyrus-dinner-040610?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) I just can't even. Whereas SWINTON -- the beloved of Fug Nation citizens far and wide -- truly had, [other than what we featured in her opening game](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-round-one-madonna-bracket-03-2011?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), and[ especially in comparisons to years past,](https://gofugyourself.com/celebs/tilda-swinton?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) a rather tame year. I can not tell a lie, y'all. She looked quite normal for much of the last twelve months: [![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/wenn2993647.jpg "vff venus noire premiere 3 090910")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-round-two-madonna-bracket-03-2011/vff-venus-noire-premiere-3-090910?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) NORMAL [![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/wenn2992685.jpg "vff celebs 080910")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-round-two-madonna-bracket-03-2011/vff-celebs-080910?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) NORMAL. (Also, that coat is kind of awesome.)[](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-round-two-madonna-bracket-03-2011/stars-arrive-at-the-venice-film-festival?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)NORMAL.Now, yes, [her butt bow was wacky, and the gown she wore to the Globes was very sister-wife-y.](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-round-one-madonna-bracket-03-2011?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) BUT IS IT ENOUGH? That's where you come in.