> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Fug Madness, Round Two, Part Two: Madonna Bracket - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-round-two-part-two-madonna-bracket-03-2011/ - Published: 2011-03-22T19:00:49.000Z - Updated: 2011-03-23T04:45:19.000Z - Author: Jessica - Tags: Fug Madness, Fug Madness 2011, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30, Shenae Grimes [![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/2011madonna_bracket_graphic5.jpg "2011madonna_bracket_graphic")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-day-two-results-03-2011/2011madonna%5Fbracket%5Fgraphic-6?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) **(1) KATY PERRY v. (8) CHLOE SEVIGNY** [Oh, Katy Perry](https://gofugyourself.com/celebs/katy-perry?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). At least you're never boring. And we know what you'd look like if you took up ice dancing: [![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/03/94191_104033357-419x620-katy-perry.jpg "94191_104033357-419x620 katy perry")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-round-two-part-two-madonna-bracket-03-2011/94191%5F104033357-419x620-katy-perry?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) Or took a gig as a Victoria's Secret Too-Tight Floral Bustier Spokesperson: [![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/96691_106689356-419x629-katy-perry.jpg "96691_106689356-419x629 katy perry")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-round-two-part-two-madonna-bracket-03-2011/96691%5F106689356-419x629-katy-perry?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) (The Too-Tight Floral Bustier is one of their lines, right? Like the Very Sexy Bra Whatever, and the Naughty Little Secret Undie Something or others.) In fact, I think this is likewise from Victoria's Secret: [![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/89562_101670587-419x674-katy-perry.jpg "89562_101670587-419x674 katy perry")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-round-two-part-two-madonna-bracket-03-2011/89562%5F101670587-419x674-katy-perry?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) It's the mini-dress version of that bra they sell at Christmas for eighty-million dollars, married to Britney's "Toxic" bodysuit. (Also, now you have "Toxic" in your head. YOU'RE WELCOME.) If Katy Perry is generally a little skimpy and a lot sparkly, [Chloe Sevigny,](https://gofugyourself.com/celebs/chloe-sevigny?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) on the other hand, is usually just sort of *confusing.* Confusing, with enviable legs: [![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/95342_spl217195_005.jpg "95342_spl217195_005-419x629")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-round-two-part-two-madonna-bracket-03-2011/95342%5Fspl217195%5F005-419x629?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) I think that's a coat? It's kind of like the coat version of a black and white cookie, but the white section has been left out on your desk for three days and gathered a fine coating of dust, not that that's ever happened to me. [![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/89432_spl184867_004.jpg "89432_spl184867_004-419x629")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-round-two-part-two-madonna-bracket-03-2011/89432%5Fspl184867%5F004-419x629?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) ONE of these girls is in costume. It's not the one you'd think. [![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/86951_98295507.jpg "86951_98295507-419x631")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-round-two-part-two-madonna-bracket-03-2011/86951%5F98295507-419x631?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) This skirt is likewise perplexing. From afar, I kind of like it. From aclose, it looks like it's a blazer that's been repurposed into a skirt, which is...responsible upcycling? Sure. Let's go with that. Don't forget to check out their archives before you vote! AND SPEAKING OF VOTING: **(5) JESSICA SIMPSON v. (13) SHENAE GRIMES** [At least she's happy](https://gofugyourself.com/celebs/jessica-simpson?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io): [![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/FNP_EW_0149102.jpg "FNP_EW_0149102-419x528")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-round-two-part-two-madonna-bracket-03-2011/fnp%5Few%5F0149102-419x528?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) FOR NOW. Horrifying snow bunny leggings out of the way, let's take a brief jaunt down the street I call Go Up a Size Lane: [![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/88402_98895814.jpg "88402_98895814-419x629")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-round-two-part-two-madonna-bracket-03-2011/88402%5F98895814-419x629?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) Go. [![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/87932_wenn2828638.jpg "87932_wenn2828638-419x649")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-round-two-part-two-madonna-bracket-03-2011/87932%5Fwenn2828638-419x649-2?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) Up. [![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/89121_spl182875_009-419x619-simpson.jpg "89121_spl182875_009-419x619 simpson")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-round-two-part-two-madonna-bracket-03-2011/89121%5Fspl182875%5F009-419x619-simpson?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) A size. [J Simp's competitor in this round](https://gofugyourself.com/celebs/shenae-grimes?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) seems to have her sizing okay, but does seem to have forgotten something. Whatever could it be? [![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/wenn2873835.jpg "shenae grimes 050610")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-round-two-part-two-madonna-bracket-03-2011/shenae-grimes-050610?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) Oh, right, her PANTS! Please? Who hasn't gone outside in only thigh-highs and Pilgrim boots? GUILTY! Am I....never mind. [![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/93931_taste_of_beverly_hills_4_05_wenn2985473.jpg "93931_taste_of_beverly_hills_4_05_wenn2985473-419x701")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-round-two-part-two-madonna-bracket-03-2011/93931%5Ftaste%5Fof%5Fbeverly%5Fhills%5F4%5F05%5Fwenn2985473-419x701?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) Here, I'm convinced that her lace-trimmed bike shorts paired with a nylon, ditzy-print dress that I myself had in the 8th grade can be construed as nothing less than an homage to the *Beverly Hills 90210* of yore, and thus is really an excellent example of The Kids Today really respecting our shared history. [![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/86311_97812509.jpg "86311_97812509-419x558")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-round-two-part-two-madonna-bracket-03-2011/86311%5F97812509-419x558?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) This, on the other hand, is an example of The Kids Today being Not All Right.