> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Fug Madness, Round Two: Will You Continued to Be Unimpressed By Shania Twain? - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-round-two-will-you-continued-to-be-unimpressed-by-shania-twain-03-2020/ - Published: 2020-03-23T20:00:38.000Z - Updated: 2020-03-23T03:28:28.000Z - Description: Man, I feel like...something. - Author: Jessica - Tags: Fug Madness, Fug Madness 2020, Madonna Bracket, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:09 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/2020-madonna_bracket_graphic-1584909099.jpg "2020-madonna_bracket_graphic-1584909099") ###### *Jump to the polls*: [*(15) Shania Twain v. (10) Kristen Stewart*](#shania) *ยท* [*(6) Kaitlyn Dever v. (3) Jackie Cruz*](#kaitlyn) --- **(15) Shania Twain v. (10) Kristen Stewart** Friends! I AM much impressed by the fact that Shania Twain -- a 15 seed! -- knocked out Margot Robbie and her parade of weird Chanels in the first round. Never go up against Shania when Fug Madness is on the line, apparently. This is in spite of the fact that Shania hardly went out at all this year. In fairness, when she did leave, it WAS bad. Like so: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/shania-fm-20201-1584564662-640x425-1584911484.jpg "47th Annual American Music Awards, Arrivals, Microsoft Theater, Los Angeles, USA - 24 Nov 2019") And so: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/shania-fm-20202-1584564672-640x843-1584911768.jpg "62nd Annual Grammy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 26 Jan 2020") And soooo: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/shania-fm-20203-1584564678-640x778-1584912396.jpg "American Heart Association's Go Red for Women, Arrivals, New York, USA - 05 Feb 2020") And so (this is a D&G knock-off; I guess points to La Twain for not giving them her money?): ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/shania-fm-20204-1584564686-640x1034-1584912685.jpg "Power of Love Gala 2019 Arrivals") But in fairness, the rest of the time she was home in Canada doing whatever Shania does at home. (Sing to her plants? Sure.) Can those brave efforts overcome Kristen Stewart's body of work? Let's take a look. We have so much more from her, because she was promoting several films during the period of eligibility: *Seberg,* the new *Charlie's Angels*, the movie where everyone lived underwater and something terrible happened (that one didn't really sink in for me). She promoted them [with questionable glitter](https://www.gofugyourself.com/photos/charlies-angels-premiere/la-premiere-of-charlies-angels-los-angeles-usa-11-nov-2019?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), this [Biebs-y situation](https://www.gofugyourself.com/photos/k-stew-keeps-promoting-seberg/the-contenders-london-presented-by-deadline-hollywood-ham-yard-hotel-london-uk-05-oct-2019?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), a [belt made of shoelaces](https://www.gofugyourself.com/photos/promotion-for-the-k-stew-charlies-angels-begins/ny-charlies-angels-cast-photo-call-new-york-usa-07-nov-2019-5?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), and this [very very very giant suit](https://www.gofugyourself.com/photos/elizabeth-banks-pioneer-award/pioneer-of-the-year-dinner-honoring-elizabeth-banks-arrivals-the-beverly-hilton-los-angeles-usa-25-sep-2019?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). Also: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/80d7b466b61-1568497205-1584913382.jpg "45th Deauville American Film Festival Closing Ceremony") I get that she needs to take the classic Chanel jacket and make it vibe with her look, but this might have over-corrected. At the same event: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/837fcf0ef5d-1568497218-1584590771-640x962-1584913625.jpg "Deauville Seberg Premiere") And never forget that, like Kacey Musgraves, she also wore a Fashion Snowsuit: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/179d66d76dc-1551839899-1584913574.jpg "Celebrity Arrivals at Chanel Show During Paris Fashion Week Fall/Winter 2019/2020") She also, may I remind you, wore sheer pants over a pair of granny panties: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/shutterstock_editorial_10491651h-1575500249-1584590735-640x960-1584913775.jpg "Fashion Chanel Photocall, Paris, France - 04 Dec 2019") As well as a necklace as a shirt: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/shutterstock_editorial_10501620c-1576092263-640x984-1584590762-640x984-1584914050.jpg "Amazon Studios 'Seberg' Special Film Screening Presented by Audi, Los Angeles, USA - 10 Dec 2019") And...whatever is happening here: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/shutterstock_editorial_10467645f-1573165474-1584914165.jpg "'Good Morning America' TV show, New York, USA - 06 Nov 2019") [Check out her archive, too](https://www.gofugyourself.com/celebs/kristen-stewart?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). (I've shown you all of Shania.) And then: **(6) Kaitlyn Dever v. (3) Jackie Cruz** Oooh, this is going to be a fun one! Jackie Cruz is a strong three-seed -- [her archives are vast and deep!](https://www.gofugyourself.com/celebs/jackie-cruz?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) \-- but Kaitlyn is a real up-and-comer (also, again: *Booksmart* is exactly what we all need in these dark days, so definitely watch if you have not).This is amusing: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/shutterstock_10128866f-1551673634-640x960-1584914771.jpg "'This Changes Everything' premiere, Miami International Film Festival opening night, USA - 01 Mar 2019") This truly took some guts and honestly in this time of quarantine, I'd like an AMA with Jackie Cruz merely about this look. Does she regret it? Did she think it through? Will she wear it again? AND WHY? ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/jacki-fm-20205-1584566389-640x960-1584915093.jpg "Jackie Cruz Launches Kat Von D Beauty Go Big Or Go Home Mascara With A Personal Appearance At Sephora") Her facial expression here truly seems to say it all. It says, "I REGRET THIS!" ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/jackie-fm-20201-1584566397-640x1099-1584915126.jpg "Orange is the New Black Final Season-Arrivals") Is this made of bedsheets? If so, at least it's creative: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/jackie-fm-20203-1584566410-640x953-1584915156.jpg "Stranger Things 3 Season Premiere") But that's not all! We've also got [these stripe-y business bike shorts](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/jackie-cruz-elicits-todays-third-trouser-lament-07-2019/), this [profoundly weird bra top](https://www.gofugyourself.com/photos/hideous-ferragamo-party/hollywood-rising-celebration-arrivals-sunset-tower-hotel-los-angeles-usa-11-oct-2019-12?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), and this [wacky tracksuit and heels combo](https://www.gofugyourself.com/photos/iheartradio-awards/iheartradio-music-awards-arrivals-microsoft-theater-los-angeles-usa-14-mar-2019-7?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). LET'S SEGUE TO KAITLYN, [whose archives await you here](https://www.gofugyourself.com/celebs/kaitlyn-dever?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). Amid them, we've got [a meh](https://www.gofugyourself.com/photos/pre-globes-roundup-2020/netflix-golden-globe-weekend-cocktail-party?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), [an eh,](https://www.gofugyourself.com/photos/bafta-pre-parties/73rd-bafta-british-academy-film-awards-nominees-party-arrivals-kensington-palace-london-uk-01-feb-2020-2?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) [an ack](https://www.gofugyourself.com/photos/pgas-2020/2020-producer-guild-awards-7?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), and a [HUH](https://www.gofugyourself.com/photos/critics-choice-solids/25th-annual-critics-choice-awards-arrivals-barker-hanger-los-angeles-usa-12-jan-2020-47?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). But also: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/32bb5044fa7-1558589119-1584917062.jpg "Olivia Wilde and Booksmart Cast at Build Series") She looks like a tiny person playing dress-up in that. Also, the shoe/socks combo is perplexing indeed. Speaking of perplexing: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/kaitlyn-fm-20201-1584569639-640x960-1584917100.jpg "Prabal Gurung show, Front Row, Spring Summer 2020, New York Fashion Week, New York, USA - 08 Sep 2019") That middle section on her torso sort of reminds me of the kind of belly bands pregnant women wear with their jeans when they can't button them anymore. I guess inspiration can come from anywhere. It's not Fug Madness if someone isn't going sheer on us: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/kaitlyn-fm-20202-1584569649-640x960-1584917147.jpg "Golden Globe Ambassador Launch Party, Arrivals, Catch, Los Angeles, USA - 14 Nov 2019") Or sporting a visible bra: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/kaitlyn-fm-20204-1584569665-640x960-1584917187.jpg "BAFTA Tea Party, Arrivals, Four Seasons Hotel, Los Angeles, USA - 04 Jan 2020") So I guess we're officially in full swing. It's your turn to make some hard choices: