The dress... whatever; it's Cannes. But your eyes do not deceive you: Those are creamy trouser socks under her sandals. I seriously thought she was wearing rubber bands around her ankles for a second, and I guess TECHNICALLY she is. They're just attached to something.
Ashley Graham
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This dress is pretty. The fabric is dreamy. But it was custom, and it doesn't look it. The slit seems too major and like it needs to move. Or maybe it's just the way she's taking pains to stand, to insert her full thigh out of the slit. Whatever it is, this could have been a total hit and instead it's only okay.
Kendall Jenner
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This looks like poorly bewitched shapewear.
Ashley Graham
She runs the sloppiest brothel in town. I just noticed that the waistband isn't even completely hooked.
Kendall Jenner
Eek.
Ashley Graham
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Ashley Graham
Glamour Women of the Year, New York, USA - 12 Nov 2017
WEARING PRABAL GURUNG SAME OUTFIT AS CATWALK MODEL *5895970ar
EEK. I just foudn this, and it's Prabal, and it doesn't even PRETEND to fit or suit her. The seam isn't hitting her boobs propery and the slit once again is wonkus. It's a nightie, and a shitty one.
Kendall Jenner
Kendall was apparently REALLY into this silhouette this year.
Ashley Graham
Whereas Ashley was into judging and giving many Top Model interviews wearing things that don't look good on the parts of her that we can see.
Kendall Jenner
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This is from Coachella. And it is so pretentious.
Ashley Graham
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Ashely Graham
GLAMOUR Women of the Year Awards 2017 - Red Carpet Arrivals, New York, USA - 13 Nov 2017
This starts out well, but then the gigantic sleeves are sliced open and the pants have buttons all up the outside. Which seems uncomfortable to me. Surely in many sitting positions, there are ways those buttons dig into her skin.
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But WOW that is tight.
Ashley Graham
And WOW that shirt is hideous. I can't even tell if it's MEANT to be worn that way or if she's getting creative.
Kendall Jenner
Semi-detached is for houses, not sleeves.
Ashley Graham
Ashley wears a lot of cummerbunds to cinch stuff at the waist, which makes sense; it underscores her hourglass. But this one came with its own leash.
Kendall Jenner
Kendall also tried one of those.
Ashley Graham
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Ashley Graham, left, and Law Roach are seen at the MADE Fashion Festival "Opening Ceremony" show, in Los Angeles
MADE Fashion Festival - Opening Ceremony, Los Angeles, USA - 9 Jun 2017
But Ashley REALLY REALLY commits to them. I wish Law had given her his outfit.
Kendall Jenner
Two bras do not equal one shirt.
Ashley Graham
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Ashley Graham participates in the BUILD Speaker Series to discuss the new season of "America's Next Top Model" at AOL Studios, in New York
BUILD Speaker Series: Jan. 9, 2018, New York, USA - 09 Jan 2018
One bra and a mesh bag also does not equal one shirt.
Kendall Jenner
One trimmed-up tank top with a squeeze of underboob ALSO does not equal a shirt.
Ashley Graham
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Ashley Graham
Glamour's 'The Girl Project' celebrating International Day of the Girl, New York, USA - 11 Oct 2017
That IS a shirt, but it's also trying to be gloves.
Kendall Jenner
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That purports to be a dress, but it's actually underwear with its own giant veil attached.
Ashley Graham
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Ashley Graham and Gemma Arterton
Harper's Bazaar Women of the Year Awards, Arrivals, London, UK - 02 Nov 2017
This just seriously looks like someone STARTED the final detailing and then passed out ten minutes into it. It's JUST SO BAD.
Kendall Jenner
I was trying to figure out if she somehow didn't REALIZE this would turn see-through, but... it's too sheer for that. She knew. She HAD to know.
Ashley Graham
Ashley DEFINITELY knew.
Kendall Jenner
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As for this, I think everyone involved should pretend they knew NOTHING. And then run.
Ashley Graham
SHEERS ARE SO BORING. PLEASE EVERYONE JUST STOP. THEY ALMOST NEVER WORK THE WAY YOU HOPE THEY DO. THIS IS ALSO TOO TIGHT.
Kendall Jenner
Let's swerve on over to some fabric. The Kard-Jenners went all-in on long jorts this year. I don't know what that shirt is, however.
Ashley Graham
I think that is a top and a skirt, rather than a full dress, and I am getting monstrous fits of giggles imagining how the "blouse" looks on a hanger. This may be the worst thing she wore all year, and I somehow totally forgot it exitsed until we were doing our FM research.
Kendall Jenner
There is no good reason for all those straps. Unless she needs to be lashed to her security guards like a small child at the park.
Ashley Graham
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That pink shirt is something Kim has worn like four times as a dress. The trench is... a trench. She kind of looks like she's a PG-13 flasher.
Kendall Jenner
What even IS that.
Ashley Graham
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ANOTHER BRA SHIRT.
Kendall Jenner
FABRIC MANACLES.
Ashley Graham
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Ashley Graham
La Ligne x Cuyana collaboration celebration hosted by Ashe x Leandro, New York, USA - 18 Oct 2017
ANOTHER SHEER SKIRT. HOW IS ASHLEY IN POSSESSION OF SO MANY ARTICLES OF CLOTHING THAT ARE BASICALLY JUST HALF-ASSING THEIR PURPOSE.
Kendall Jenner
This off-center jacket gives me a cramp every time. I ALWAYS tilt my head to one side before I realize what I'm doing.
Ashley Graham
This is Ashley's answer to that ensemble, and it is AN EXPERIENCE.
Ashley Graham
In case you missed the full outfit. But the shirt tells most of the story. And so, what will the ending be? Vote, vote, vote.
