Fug Madness Sweet 16: D.Lo vs. J.Lo

Demi Lovato

Look how lovely Demi's whole head is. Her hair looks great. Her eyebrows are on point. She's so cute. And she's in a cocktail straitjacket.

Jennifer Lopez

J.Lo, meanwhile, loves little flippy skirts that make her look like a cheerleader. This one is ever so strange.

Demi Lovato

That keyhole looks like an upside-down necktie.

Jennifer Lopez

See what I mean, re: cheerleader skirts?

Demi Lovato

Nice jammies! I take this to mean Demi, too, is planning to hunker down and watch the Grey's spinoff tonight.

Jennifer Lopez

No, for real, she REALLY REALLY LOVES THIS STYLE OF SKIRT. She should NOT love the rest of the dress.

Demi Lovato

Never forget, Reader: IT'S PANTS.

Jennifer Lopez

I know this is the same dress as the previous J.Lo pic, but I wanted to show you the back. That's all confetti being shot around in the air, but the zipper and the mesh... it's just so bad.

Demi Lovato

That could be worse, but it's from the era where she just LOVED the boxy deep cut in the front. She also need to hem those.

Jennifer Lopez

In the thumbnail I DID think this was ALSO streamers, like someone had shot off one of those little tabletop party poppers. But no, it's just ALL the pearls bedecking ALL her ruffles.

Demi Lovato

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I am not sure about those pants, nor about the corset underneath them. It's a weird pairing to me.

Jennifer Lopez

Oh, Jennifer. She's got the same slit issue Ashley Graham so often does: It's too wide and it's in a spot where you're flashing ALL OF YOUR LEG. Of course, neither of them may consider it a problem. Here's what is: the shoes.

Demi Lovato

Speaking of slits that are crazy. Those aren't really SLITS so much as GIANT RIPS.

Jennifer Lopez

Okay, riddle me this: Is this outfit on J.Lo the same thing Ariel Winter wore like a week or two later on a different late night show? It IS, right? It's totally the same dress.

Demi Lovato

ENTER THE PANTS. Look at the zippers. The fact that she's wearing two belts that are like an inch apart. The see-through shirt under a denim bra. Where does one FIND THESE.