52248983 Celebrities at the 2016 British Fashion Awards held at the Royal Albert Hall in London, UK on December 5, 2016. Celebrities at the 2016 British Fashion Awards held at the Royal Albert Hall in London, UK on December 5, 2016. Pictured: Gigi Hadid FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA/CHINA ONLY
Let's start with the dresses in action, or rather, motion. Gigi worked this with extreme dramatic flair, but it also looks like her neck is chained to her boob.
Emily
52276274 The 74th Annual Golden Globe Awards held at The Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, California on 1/8/17. The 74th Annual Golden Globe Awards held at The Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, California on 1/8/17.
Emily Ratajkowski FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876
This dress looks a thousand times cheaper, but -- and I know I've said this a lot -- what really kills me is how ineptly she is working it.
52276279 The 74th Annual Golden Globe Awards held at The Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, California on 1/8/17. The 74th Annual Golden Globe Awards held at The Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, California on 1/8/17.
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I mean. COME ON. You are a model.
Gigi
"Hmm. What to do with my fabric remnants," Donatella mused. "Eh, I'll just glue them to a Hadid."
Emily
BEVERLY HILLS, CA - FEBRUARY 26: Model-actress Emily Ratajkowski attends the 2017 Vanity Fair Oscar Party hosted by Graydon Carter at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 26, 2017 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
This is not as bad as it could have been? But she looks sewn in to the point of possibly not being able to move or breathe, and may topple out of the bodice.
Gigi
52042752 Celebrities at the MET Costume Institute Gala 2016 at The Metropolitan Museum Of Art in New York City, New York on May 2, 2016. Celebrities at the MET Costume Institute Gala 2016 at The Metropolitan Museum Of Art in New York City, New York on May 2, 2016. Pictured: Zayn Malik, Gigi Hadid FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA ONLY
Remember that time Zayn got stuck trying on a knight's armor and had to pretend it was his Met Gala outfit? Good times. Also, this is Gigi's second dress that has a neck-leash-like apparatus.
Emily
Emily's looked like a regular gown from the front, and was nothin' but net in the back.
Gigi
TORONTO, ON - JUNE 19: iHeartRADIO MuchMusic Video Awards host Gigi Hadid arrives at the 2016 iHeartRADIO MuchMusic Video Awards at MuchMusic HQ on June 19th, 2016 in Toronto, Canada. (Photo by George Pimentel/WireImage)
This suit is gorgeous until we get to her knees and then it's a camping trip.
Emily
Pants too long, jacket too short. And small.
Gigi
52245150 Celebrities are spotted at Pavillon Etoile in the early morning after the '2016 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show' in Paris, France on December 1, 2016. Celebrities are spotted at Pavillon Etoile in the early morning after the '2016 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show' in Paris, France on December 1, 2016.
Pictured: Gigi Hadid, Bella Hadid FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA ONLY
Pants too see-through, shirt too... see-through.
52174649 Netflix Hosted The Screening of The New Original Series EASY held at The London Hotel in West Hollywood, California on 9/14/16. Netflix Hosted The Screening of The New Original Series EASY held at The London Hotel in West Hollywood, California on 9/14/16.
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Here, I feel like her pants and her top are the same length, just... starting and finishing at different points on her body.
52238134 Celebrities attend the 2016 American Music Awards at Microsoft Theater on November 20, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. Celebrities attend the 2016 American Music Awards at Microsoft Theater on November 20, 2016 in Los Angeles, California.
Pictured: Gigi Hadid FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876
Time for some sheers!
52190771 Celebrities seen at Annabel's Private Members Club in Mayfair in London, United Kingdom on September 30, 2016. Celebrities seen at Annabel's Private Members Club in Mayfair in London, United Kingdom on September 30, 2016. Pictured: Emily Ratajkowski FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA ONLY
This netting is very unappealing. The seams are so BIG. Also, can we discuss the shoes? Not great, Bob.
Gigi
52082000 Celebrities attend the Guys Choice Awards 2016 by Spike TV at Sony Pictures Studios in Culver City, California on June 4, 2016. Celebrities attend the Guys Choice Awards by Spike TV at Sony Pictures Studios in Culver City, California on June 4, 2016. Pictured : Gigi Hadid FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876
This is very busy, but not her worst.
Emily Ratajkowski
NEW YORK, NY - FEBRUARY 15: Model Emily Ratajkowski attends the Michael Kors Collection Fall 2017 runway show at Spring Studios on February 15, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images)
THIS is a trend salad -- cold shoulder! Houndstooth! Pencil skirt ending in prairie hem thingy! -- but also not her worst.
Gigi
52080265 Celebrities spotted dining out at The Nice Guy restaurant in West Hollywood, California on June 2, 2016. Celebrities spotted dining out at The Nice Guy restaurant in West Hollywood, California on June 2, 2016.
Pictured: Gigi Hadid FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876
PANTS WHAT.
Emily
52043189 Celebrities attend a Met Gala After Party at the Standard High Line on May 02, 2016 in New York, New York. Celebrities attend a Met Gala After Party at the Standard High Line on May 02, 2016 in New York, New York.
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SKIRT WHY.
Gigi
52081335 Celebs Attend the Maybelline New York Beauty Bash on June 3, 2016. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876
What happens if she unzips those completely?
Emily
LOS ANGELES, CA - AUGUST 10: Model/Actress Emily Ratajkowski attends the special event for UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon hosted by Brett Ratner and David Raymond at a Private Residence on August 10, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images for Arise Pictures)
I don't even think she's wearing this hideous thing; more that it's just resting on her skin.
Gigi
52038877 Celebrities celebrate Gigi Hadid's 21st birthday at The Nice Guy nightclub in West Hollywood, California on April 28, 2016. Celebrities celebrate Gigi Hadid's 21st birthday at The Nice Guy nightclub in West Hollywood, California on April 28, 2016.
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Are those boots made of Silly String?
Emily
Emily seems to have very smooth, perfectly buffed skin, which I feel knowledgeable enough to say because we've see a lot of it.
Gigi
52215405 Super model Gigi Hadid leaves her home in New York City, New York on October 26, 2016. She wore a white top, with a fitted black middle and black boots. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA ONLY
Is it International Talk Like A Pirate Day?
Emily
NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 08: Model Emily Ratajkowski attends the The Daily Front Row's 4th Annual Fashion Media Awards at Park Hyatt New York on September 8, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by D Dipasupil/Getty Images)
I do not even know. Also, doesn't the tiny ribbon choker seem silly?
Gigi
52220126 Model Gigi Hadid is spotted out and about in New York City, New York on November 1, 2016. Last night Gigi was one of the many celebs that attended Taylor Swift's intimate Halloween party at her apartment in NYC. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876
In preparation for what's coming, here is a full-coverage outfit from Gigi, who looks like an alien priestess on Casual Friday...
Emily
52178562 The 68th Emmy Awards, Arrivals held at The Microsoft Theater in Los Angeles, California on 9/18/16. The 68th Emmy Awards, Arrivals held at The Microsoft Theater in Los Angeles, California on 9/18/16.
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... and from Emily, who looks like her torso is an elaborate origami object.
