INGLEWOOD, CA - MARCH 05: Singer Halsey attends the 2017 iHeartRadio Music Awards which broadcast live on Turner's TBS, TNT, and truTV at The Forum on March 5, 2017 in Inglewood, California. (Photo by Jesse Grant/Getty Images for iHeartMedia)
The alpha and omega of her year is this: buckling her nipples.
Jared Leto
Sticking with the yellow color story, here is Jared, in an outfit that makes me laugh.
Halsey
, Washington, DC - 20171211 - Hot 99.5 iHeartRadio Jingle Ball 2017 at Capital One Arena -PICTURED: Halsey
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I don't hate that shirt, but the whole outfit together, including her makeup, looks like a girl who stole ALL of it from her older sister.
Jared Leto
The 2017 LACMA Art + Film Gala Honoring Mark Bradford and George Lucas Featuring: Jared Leto
Where: Los Angeles, California, United States
When: 05 Nov 2017
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I also don't dislike this as much as his other stuff. There's something dashing about it, even with the two coats, that suggests how dapper he could be if he weren't also pretentious and super creepy.
Halsey
She is really rather beautiful, which you can see here. Assuming you are not stressing out about her bodice. It's held together with netting, but THAT'S never a guarantee of nipple security. Perhaps she should have belted them again.
Jared Leto
I enjoy the lumberjack lining, but it all just looks like a craft project, and not a fun one.
Halsey
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Halsey
Tom Ford Men's Show for NYFW FW18 - Arrivals, USA - 06 Feb 2018
OUCH.
Jared Leto
2017 MTV Europe Music Awards (EMAs) – Arrivals Featuring: Jared Leto
Where: London, United Kingdom
When: 12 Nov 2017
Credit: WENN.com
That blouse would have been at home on Chloe Sevigny in Big Love.
Halsey
Knowledge is WHAT, Halsey? What?!? "Knowledge is See-Through"?
Jared Leto
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How To Be Noticed, by Jared Leto.
Halsey
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That is so messy. And she looks 15 years older with her hair like that.
Jared Leto
I would not be at all surprised if this turned out to be hard as rocks, and made of construction paper, heavy duty glue, and all the glitter he could find at Jo Ann's.
Halsey
The Jingle Ball 2017 - Arrivals Featuring: Halsey
Where: Los Angeles, California, United States
When: 02 Dec 2017
Credit: Apega/WENN.com
I guess "mudcaked" tried to be a thing for a while.
Jared Leto
I know he likes to mix his patterns, but this is pushing it.
Halsey
Z100's Jingle Ball 2017 at The Madison Square Garden - Arrivals Featuring: Halsey
Where: New York City, New York, United States
When: 08 Dec 2017
Credit: Macguyver/WENN.com
Whereas SHE is really into NOT mixing her denims. Not that it would help if she did.
Jared Leto
LAS VEGAS, NV - SEPTEMBER 22: Jared Leto of music group Thirty Seconds to Mars performs onstage during the 2017 iHeartRadio Music Festival at T-Mobile Arena on September 22, 2017 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images for iHeartMedia)
Kesha wore that poncho first. She should also have worn it last.
Halsey
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Halsey arrives at the Secret Genius Awards at Vibiana, in Los Angeles
2017 Secret Genius Awards, Los Angeles, USA - 01 Nov 2017
More pretty embroidery that CANNOT RESIST being sheer.
Jared Leto
It is so rare that we see pants that long on his body.
Halsey
I just really need to understand the nuts and bolts of this. Are her arms laced to her sides?
Jared Leto
2018 Vanity Fair Oscar Party hosted by Radhika Jones at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts in Beverly Hills, California. Featuring: Jared Leto
Where: Beverly Hills, California, United States
When: 04 Mar 2018
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Someone please tell him that John Legend already got the role of Jesus Christ, Superstar.
Halsey
This just makes me flinch EVERY TIME. It just seriously reminds me of putting on a bra and then realizing halfway through my day that it doesn't fit and looks TERRIBLE. And that's with clothes over it.
Jared Leto
Dial down the murder eyes, Leto.
Halsey
Presumably Balmain designed this with the shirt under the mini. So why is it all bunchy and strange?
Jared Leto
All his suits would still be PLENTY wacky if he'd just tone down the shirts underneath. He has a LOT of room to nudge down the volume but still be loud.
Halsey
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I assume she spent all night regretting this. It's got to be difficult to enjoy yourself when you are always wondering what your crotch is doing.
Halsey
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 02: Halsey attends the Planned Parenthood 100th Anniversary Gala at Pier 36 on May 2, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Andrew Toth/Getty Images)
I like to have an equal number of pics from each contestant, but that's not always possible, and I was NOT going to hold off on showing you this weird tar pit of an outfit.