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Dascha Polanco arrives at the Entertainment Weekly Honors Nominees for the 24th Annual SAG Awards event at the Chateau Marmont Hotel, in Los Angeles
Entertainment Weekly Honors Nominees for the 24th Annual SAG Awards, Los Angeles, USA - 20 Jan 2018
Let us debut with Dascha, wearing a dress that looks like it's slowly rotting.
Katy Perry
Byron Allen's Oscar Gala Viewing Party to support the Children's Hospital Los Angeles at the Beverly Wilshire Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills Featuring: Katy Perry
Where: Los Angeles, California, United States
When: 04 Mar 2018
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The MOST egregious thing about this to me is actually her head: She's JUST. TOO. BLOND. The dress isn't great either because it's asking me to spend WAY more time than I'd like weighing whether the skirt is see-through at all. It's basically a very shiny patchwork.
Dascha Polanco
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Dascha Polanco
Rookie USA Fashion Show, Arrivals, USA - 15 Feb 2018
Her third eye is not where I was expecting.
Katy Perry
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 01: Katy Perry attends the "Rei Kawakubo/Comme des Garcons: Art Of The In-Between" Costume Institute Gala at Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 1, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Theo Wargo/Getty Images For US Weekly)
But at least Dascha can SEE out of some of hers. This is a high-fashion smothering.
Dascha Polanco
I don't hate this as much as I once did; it is LARGE, but weirdly, it's the pants fabric that bothers me way more than the giant-size scrunchie.
Katy Perry
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Katy. Stop with the red bags.
Dascha Polanco
Floral bags aren't any better.
Katy Perry
INGLEWOOD, CA - MARCH 05: Singer/songwriter Katy Perry attends the 2017 iHeartRadio Music Awards which broadcast live on Turner's TBS, TNT, and truTV at The Forum on March 5, 2017 in Inglewood, California. (Photo by Jesse Grant/Getty Images for iHeartMedia)
Golden blond is so much better on her. And this dress isn't awful, except maybe when you realize it's not a dress...
Katy Perry
iHeartRadio Music Awards 2017 held at The Forum - Arrivals Featuring: Katy Perry
Where: Los Angeles, California, United States
When: 05 Mar 2017
Credit: Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.com
... yup, it's paaaaaaants.
Dascha Polanco
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Dascha Polanco arrives at the Directv Super Saturday Night at The Armory, in Minneapolis
2018 Directv Super Saturday Night - Arrivals, Minneapolis, USA - 03 Feb 2018
... Okay, I went fishing for more Dascha content to see what else we could do for her case here, and that coat isn't as bad as I thought. But the fabric IS a bit garish.
Katy Perry
Oy.
Katy Perry
Katy Perry out for dinner with friends at Craig's restaurant in West Hollywood Featuring: Katy Perry
Where: West Hollywood, California, United States
When: 24 Jan 2018
Credit: WENN.com
She looks like a discount decorative arts exhibit.
Katy Perry
Katy Perry greets fans at Kiss FM Studios Featuring: Katy Perry
Where: London, United Kingdom
When: 23 Jun 2017
Credit: Tony Oudot/WENN
I had a couple more looks from Katy than Dascha, including this aftermath of a paintball fight, before each lady gets her last word
Dascha Polanco
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Dascha Polanco
GQ All Star Basketball party Arrivals Los Angeles USA 17 Feb 2018
OY.
Dascha Polanco
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Dascha Polanco
GQ All Star Basketball party Arrivals Los Angeles USA 17 Feb 2018
OY VEY.
Katy Perry
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