> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Fug Madness Sweet Sixteen: Bjork Bracket, Bottom Half - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-sweet-sixteen-bjork-bracket-bottom-half/ - Published: 2014-03-27T17:00:32.000Z - Updated: 2014-03-27T05:11:46.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37 ## Rita Ora ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ora_checksuit.xml) We begin with an orange-flavored ode to graph paper. ## Vanessa Hudgens ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/96625pcn_vanessa09-419x62811.xml) This is not so much an ode, as a premonition about the eventual downfall of pants. Which might actually involve them falling down. ## Rita Ora ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ora_eyeball_pants.xml) Watching her do jumping jacks in those would trip me out. ## Vanessa Hudgens ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/hudgens_pcn-419x6281.xml) Coachella is coming, and looking at these diapers again is getting me so stoked for the hideousness that will ensue. ## Rita Ora ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ora_plaidsuit.xml) Wait. Does she have a grill in? Did I get so distracted by the outfit that I didn't look at her mouth? What is HAPPENING? ## Vanessa Hudgens ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ffn_hudgens_vanessa_premiere_exc_051613_51099377-419x6361.xml) She is a Tarot treasure, this one. ## Rita Ora ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ora_stripedsuit1.xml) What the chain gang ACTUALLY wears would fit better. ## Vanessa Hudgens ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/wenn20716530-419x626.xml) A surplus of navel. Also a good book title. ## Rita Ora ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ora_leatherpants1.xml) I could not hate these more. Well, maybe if they also had a face on them? ## Vanessa Hudgens ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/03/spl581720_002-419x5581.jpg) If there was a big gala at the end of Coachella, this would be ideal. ## Rita Ora ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ora_netting1.xml) It's a tullenado. ## Vanessa Hudgens ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/186730863-419x630.xml) Katy Perry wore the minidress version of this to the Met Ball, and it sort of worked there; longer and NOT at a kooky costume gala, I'm not as sure. ## Rita Ora ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ora-yellowblack1.xml) She looks like such a fancy insect in this. ## Vanessa Hudgens ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ffn_hudgens_vanessa_ff5_013014_51318256-419x62411.xml) I can't look at this without laughing. I KIND of feel like Wino Forever's character in Reality Bites would be wearing this right now, if she were real. And possibly regardless of age. ## Rita Ora ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ora_oscars.xml) There is a tremor in Vanessa Hudgens' force because she doesn't own this. ## Vanessa Hudgens ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/163712412-419x600.xml) I kind of like that the bodice COULD be made of actual fangs. ## Rita Ora ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ora-hugetrain2.xml) I can't get over the surplus of fabric AND lack of coverage. ## Vanessa Hudgens ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ffn_coachella_day3a_prcpro_041413_51068995-419x7201.xml) I am going to make Jessica a pillowcase with this on it. ## Rita Ora ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/03/ora_bathrobe.jpg) #SaveHerShoes ## Vanessa Hudgens ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/95693pcn_vanessa09-419x6281.xml) I can't figure out what they're doing that Austin Butler looks pretty cute and pulled-together, and Vanessa looks homeless and might be flashing her panties. ## Rita Ora ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ora_faces.xml) I JUST noticed the zippers on her sleeves, because what this outfit needed was another inexplicable, expensively useless touch. ## Vanessa Hudgens ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/wenn20236307-419x6961.xml) She's got to be wearing this backwards. I'm sure we've said that a hundred times, but it will never NOT be my only way of making sense of this. ## Rita Ora ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ora_neon_boots.xml) Holy neon crapslice. ## Vanessa Hudgens ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/176588130-419x6221.xml) We are witnessing a big drawback to ombre hair. Assuming any of that stuff is actually hers. ## Rita Ora ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ora_tassels.xml) Hudgens would wear that to the supermarket. ## Vanessa Hudgens ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/wenn20598679-419x674.xml) Hudgens probably DID wear this to the supermarket. We shouldn't be able to see your pockets, kid. 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