52124379 Ice Age: Collision Course held at The Zanuck Theater in Century City, California on 7/16/16. Ice Age: Collision Course held at The Zanuck Theater in Century City, California on 7/16/16.
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Who DOESN'T own a jumpsuit where the ankle belts match the waist belt?
Keke Palmer
As I said when we covered this originally, Keke is wearing my DREAM OUTFIT to wear for a night out in like 2003.
Keke Palmer
I think she actually looks great here, generally, BUT you should know that this is a jumpsuit wherein each leg is like a dramatical maxi-skirt. They sort of hang like dramatic curtains in a perfume commercial?
Keke Palmer
52260557 Actress/Singer Keke Palmer went shopping in Soho on December 16, 2016 in New York City, New York. She showed off her body with a sleeveless shirt and cut off pants. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: NO FRANCE
The DiCapriPants! You've seen the front of these many times, and this time I felt like you needed to know that her vest says CAPULET on the back. Has anyone asked Claire Danes how she feels about this betrayal?
Keke Palmer
52130751 Celebrities attending press conferences at Comic-Con 2016 at the San Diego Hilton in San Diego, California on July 22, 2016. Celebrities attending press conferences at Comic-Con 2016 at the San Diego Hilton in San Diego, California on July 22, 2016. Pictured: Keke Palmer FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: NO FRANCE
There is a lot going on here, and also I think Jared Leto owns those jeans AND that jacket, as you will see later in his match.
Keke Palmer
52258442 Actress and singer Keke Palmer is spotted leaving a building in Midtown Manhattan on December 13, 2016 in New York City, New York. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: NO FRANCE
These are perplexing overalls. I think they're overalls? They ARE overalls, right?
Keke Palmer
52280670 Keke Palmer spotted out and about in West Hollywood, California on January 11, 2017. The entertainer showed off her fit physique in a crop top and miniskirt, and was happy to pose for cameras. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876
I enjoy how delighted she is here. I also enjoy those wacky gloves.
BET's "The New Edition Story" Premiere Screening
52292313 Celebrities attend BET's 'The New Edition Story' premiere screening on January 23, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. Celebrities attend BET's 'The New Edition Story' premiere screening on January 23, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. Pictured: Keke Palmer FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876
I don't know why no one told Keke that she needed to hoik up her fringe-y bra top here. This is why we have friends.
Keke Palmer Does Some Shopping In LA
52275336 Actress Keke Palmer was seen out and about in Los Angeles, California on January 7, 2017. She did some shopping at Saks Fifth Avenue while she was out. Actress Keke Palmer was seen out and about in Los Angeles, California on January 7, 2017. She did some shopping at Saks Fifth Avenue while she was out. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876
In case you're wondering why everyone behind Keke here -- this is right outside of Barney's in Beverly Hills -- it's because there's definitely a buttcheek situation happening in the back of those shorts. This whole outfit kind of looks like she got splashed by acid in the lab.
Diane Kruger
Over to Diane. Words cannot express how aggravating I find this outfit. It's one of those things where everyone is going to call it "directional" when they really mean HIDEOUS. Just because something was expensive -- which I assume this was, as she wore it at Paris Fashion Week -- it doesn't mean it's GOOD.
Diane Kruger
52191871 Arrivals at the Valentino fashion show Spring/Summer ready-to-wear 2017 in Paris, France on October 2, 2016. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA ONLY
This is trying VERY HARD.
Diane Kruger
I didn't notice the first time we covered this, but this is ALSO one of those Dior Boxer Waistband Looks. It's also a tragical pile of bland topped with an aggressively furry bathmat.
Diane Kruger
I'm so distracted by this top that I actually titled this slide "BATMAN" accidentally for a minute.
Diane Kruger
51988782 Diane Kruger and Alice Winocour pose for the screening of "Disorder" during a meeting with French Cinema at Walter Reade theater in New York, New York on March 5, 2016. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA ONLY
In which Kruger ALSO falls prey to the Lure of the Buttcape, like so many other women this year.
Diane Kruger
52290844 Celebrities attend the Christian Dior Haute Couture Spring Summer 2017 show as part of Paris Fashion Week in Paris, France on January 23, 2017. Celebrities attend the Christian Dior Haute Couture Spring Summer 2017 show as part of Paris Fashion Week in Paris, France on January 23, 2017. Pictured: Diane Kruger FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA ONLY
This is Dior again, and it is SQUEEZY on the cleav.
Diane Kruger
In case you were wondering if she had something in her wardrobe to check the Sexy Tudor Nightgown Halloween Costume box.
Diane Kruger
Layering is hard. (This would be so cute without the droopy sweater underneath it.)
Diane Kruger
NEW YORK, NY - FEBRUARY 14: Actress Diane Kruger attends the Tory Burch FW17 Show during New York Fashion Week at the Whitney Museum of American Art on February 14, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Cindy Ord/Getty Images for Tory Burch)
"How can I dress up those pajamas?" "I dunno. A choker?" "BRILLIANT."
Diane Kruger
52195235 Celebrities attend the Miu Miu: show as part of the Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2017 on October 5, 2016 in Paris, France. Celebrities attend the Miu Miu: show as part of the Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2017 on October 5, 2016 in Paris, France.
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In which she wears the lining of a musty old vintage bag.
Diane Kruger
Whatever's happening underneath that blazer terrifies me.
Diane Kruger
This is SO DROOPY AND SAD.
Diane Kruger
And then, of course, the jewel in her crown: The Oscars gown wherein it appeared she was peeing velvet.
