Kimberly has quite a long list of ensembles to consider this year. Obviously, one of them is a lace dress over a beige catsuit. Kanye's whole face is like SHRUG.
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52188053 Reality star Kim Kardashian and her mother Kris Jenner are spotted out and about in Paris, France during Paris Fashion Week on September 28, 2016. Kris's boyfriend Corey Gamble was also spotted during the fashionable outing. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA ONLY
Kimmy was also SUPER into lingerie-inspired looks this year. My fave part of this photo is that it looks like that horse lamp is her hat.
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52070274 Celebrities attend Vogue's 100th anniversary gala dinner at The East Albert Lawn in Kensington Gardens in London, United Kingdom on May 23, 2016 Celebrities attend Vogue's 100th anniversary gala dinner at The East Albert Lawn in Kensington Gardens in London, United Kingdom on May 23, 2016 Pictured: Kanye West, Kim Kardashian FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA/CHINA ONLY
Kanye looks great here. Kim looks like she just realized she forgot her underpinnings.
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52165886 Reality star Kim Kardashian is seen leaving her apartment in New York City, New York on September 6, 2016. Kim was wearing a see-through dress with no bra as she left her apartment. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876
I feel like this is what it will look like when Kim eventually becomes a cyborg.
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52165717 Reality star and model Kim Kardashian is leaving Nobu restaurant with her friend Jonathan Cheban in New York, New York on September 6, 2016. She showed off her legs, but had a clear cover on them to protect her from the rain. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA ONLY
RAIN COAT BOOTS!
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52104115 Kim Kardashian, Kanye West, and North West are out and about in Calabasas, California on June 25, 2016. The group was headed to see 'Finding Dory'. Kanye carried North into the movies with them. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876
JEANS BOOTS!
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52191821 The Kardashian sisters were seen arriving at a birthday party for Mario Dedivanovic, Kim's makeup artist, at Kinu restaurant in Paris, France on October 1, 2016. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA ONLY
WORDS. Although it sort of makes me laugh that she's wearing a trench with this. It's like VERY HIGH FASHION FLASHER.
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52032216 The Kardashian family was spotted taking a shopping trip in Miami, Florida on April 23, 2016. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876
Everyone in this shot looks SO NORMAL and then Kim is wearing a corset top with, like, curtains for arms and white capri lgettings.
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52074035 Reality star Scott Disick is spotted out for his 33rd birthday dinner at Nobu in Malibu, California on May 26, 2016. Members of the Kardashian family joined Scott for the celebration. Scott and his ex-girlfriend Kourtney Kardashian and their kids arrived together. Reality star Scott Disick is spotted out for his 33rd birthday dinner at Nobu in Malibu, California on May 26, 2016. Members of the Kardashian family joined Scott for the celebration. Scott and his ex-girlfriend Kourtney Kardashian and their kids arrived together. Pictured: Khloe Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, North West FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876
North West looks totally cute here, though. She's like, "I don't really want to look at you right now, Mom. MOM YOU'RE SO EMBARASSING."
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52032777 Celebrities seen arrive at Isabela Rangel and David Grutman's wedding in Miami, Florida on April 23, 2016 in Miami Beach, Florida. Celebrities seen arrive at Isabela Rangel and David Grutman's wedding in Miami, Florida on April 23, 2016 in Miami Beach, Florida. Pictured: Kim Kardashian, Kanye West FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876
I just need you to hoik up your corset a bit, Kimmy. (Again, Kanye looks great here.)
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52121133 Reality star Kim Kardashian and her BFF Jonathan Cheban spotted out for lunch at Moonshadows in Malibu, California on July 13, 2016. Jonathan was sporting the same white shirt and pants that he was wearing two days ago when spotted out in Beverly Hills. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876
1987 me is super jealous of this look, I'm not going to lie.
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52098252 Celebrities attend the Gucci show during Milan Men's Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2017 on June 20, 2016 in Milan, Italy. Celebrities attend the Gucci show during Milan Men's Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2017 on June 20, 2016 in Milan, Italy.
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1987 Me also REALLY would have coveted those jeans.
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MILAN, ITALY - FEBRUARY 22: Jared Leto arrives at the Gucciy show during Milan Fashion Week Fall/Winter 2017/18 on February 22, 2017 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images for Gucci)
In case you were wondering, Jared is profoundly committed to the art of layering. PROFOUNDLY.
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52025416 Celebrities at Day 1 of first weekend of The Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival in Coachella, California on April 16, 2015. Celebrities at Day 1 of first weekend of The Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival in Coachella, California on April 16, 2015.
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He also seems to believe that safety goggles are a chic accessory.
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Ugh, it's the Oscars. Make an effort. It's ironic, because he -- like Kim -- is almost ALWAYS making An Effort.
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This is effortful.
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52139843 The cast spotted leaving Claridge's hotel and heading to the European premiere of their new film 'Suicide Squad' at Odeon Leicester Square in London, England on August 2, 2016. The cast spotted leaving Claridge's hotel and heading to the European premiere of their new film 'Suicide Squad' at Odeon Leicester Square in London, England on August 2, 2016.
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Effort-y as hell.
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52249092 Celebrities at the 2016 British Fashion Awards held at the Royal Albert Hall in London, UK on December 5, 2016. Celebrities at the 2016 British Fashion Awards held at the Royal Albert Hall in London, UK on December 5, 2016. Pictured: Jared Leto FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA/CHINA ONLY
SO MUCH EFFORT. Too much, in fact. That coat is divine but this is SO MUCH.
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52249672 Celebrities spotted at The Fashion Awards 2016 at Royal Albert Hall in London, England on December 5, 2016. Celebrities spotted at The Fashion Awards 2016 at Royal Albert Hall in London, England on December 5, 2016. Pictured: Jared Leto FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA/CHINA ONLY
I also feel like we'd be remiss if we didn't talk about how I'm pretty sure he's wearing white tube socks with all of these looks.
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52043025 Celebrities at the MET Costume Institute Gala 2016 at The Metropolitan Museum Of Art in New York City, New York on May 2, 2016. Celebrities at the MET Costume Institute Gala 2016 at The Metropolitan Museum Of Art in New York City, New York on May 2, 2016.
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