SANTA MONICA, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 11: Kat Graham visit’s 'The IMDb Show' on March 11, 2020 in Santa Monica, California. This episode of 'The IMDb Show' airs on March 23, 2020. (Photo by Rich Polk/Getty Images for IMDb)
My theory is that fashion will be CRAZY whenever red carpets come back, because people will have a lot of bonkers itches to scratch. It's weird to feel gratitude for a chiffon bra, but here we are.
Kat Graham
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS - FEBRUARY 26: Actress Kat Graham attends the TIME Launch Event for The March VR Exhibit at the DuSable Museum on February 26, 2020 in Chicago, Illinois. (Photo by Daniel Boczarski/Getty Images for TIME)
"Meet me at the coffee shop at sunset. You will know me by the scarf that looks like my jugular has ben slashed."
Priyanka Chopra
In this picture taken on February 22, 2020 Bollywood actress Priyanka Chopra Jonas poses for a picture during the 15th edition of the Blenders Pride Fashion Tour in Mumbai. (Photo by Sujit Jaiswal / AFP) (Photo by SUJIT JAISWAL/AFP via Getty Images)
She looks extremely glam here.
Rita Ora
LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 27: Rita Ora is seen on February 26, 2020 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by OGUT/Star Max/GC Images)
She... does not. I can't tell if those are ENORMOUS trousers, or a very long skirt, but either way it's a ghastly garment.
Ellie Goulding
MARRAKESH, MOROCCO - FEBRUARY 29: Ellie Goulding attends The ABB FIA Formula E Mad Hatters Moroccan Tea Party in celebration of the 2020 Marrakesh E-Prix at the Hotel Amanjena on February 29, 2020 in Marrakesh, Morocco. (Photo by David M. Benett/Dave Benett/Getty Images for Formula E)
This is so lively for her. I can only be cheered by it.
Ellie Goulding
PARIS, FRANCE - FEBRUARY 27: Ellie Goulding attends the Chloe show as part of the Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2020/2021 on February 27, 2020 in Paris, France. (Photo by Jacopo Raule/Getty Images)
Noomi Rapace
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Noomi Rapace in the front row
Matty Bovan show, Front Row, Fall Winter 2020, London Fashion Week, UK - 14 Feb 2020
Was she in a shipwreck?
Noomi Rapace
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Noomi Rapace
Natalia Vodianova x Maxx Resorts party, Scott's, London, UK - 17 Feb 2020
I want a Noomi Rapace challenge on one of the design shows. "Your challenge is to make something confusing and uncomfortable-looking, with lots of volume, and which the average person with eyeballs will not be able to parse."
Dua Lipa
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - FEBRUARY 20: Dua Lipa is seen in the East Village on February 20, 2020 in New York City. (Photo by Gotham/GC Images)
One waistband per customer, please!
Hailee Steinfeld
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Hailee Steinfeld
'The Late Show With Stephen Colbert' TV Show, New York, USA - 24 Feb 2020
Poor denim. It's having a rough season.
Winnie Harlow
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Winnie Harlow
Burberry show, Arrivals, Fall Winter 2020, London Fashion Week, UK - 17 Feb 2020
Wearing Burberry
I thought we'd featured this already, but I couldn't find it, so maybe not? I believe Kim Kardashian wore a denim version of this in Fug Madness this season, which makes sense; she and Kanye are tight with Riccardo Tisci, who is now ruining Burberry.
Heidi Klum
LOS ANGELES, CA - MARCH 02: Heidi Klum is seen on March 02, 2020 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by PG/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)
So are... jackets, and pants.
Heidi
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Heidi Klum
'America's Got Talent' TV show season 15, Arrivals, Pasadena Civic Auditorium, Los Angeles, USA - 10 Mar 2020
I don't even know.
Heidi Klum
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Heidi Klum
'America's Got Talent' TV show season 15, Arrivals, Pasadena Civic Auditorium, Los Angeles, USA - 05 Mar 2020
Are these cargo pajama pants?
Ben Platt
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Ben Platt
'Today' TV show, New York, USA - 05 Mar 2020
Speaking about ' Run This Town'
BENJAMIN PLATT ARE THOSE PLEATED BOOT-CUT PANTS AND IS THAT WAISTBAND A MISDIRECT BECAUSE IT'S SECRETLY A JUMPSUIT?!?!?!
Ben Platt
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Ben Platt
'Girl from the North Country' Broadway play opening night, Arrivals, Belasco Theatre, New York, USA - 05 Mar 2020
Everything is just pulled up so HIGH and tucked with such vim. And matched with such loud coats.
Jennifer Lopez
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Jennifer Lopez, Oprah Winfrey. Jennifer Lopez, left, and Oprah Winfrey participate in "Oprah's 2020 Vision" tour at the Forum, in Inglewood, Calif
Oprah's 2020 Vision Tour - LA, Inglewood, USA - 29 Feb 2020
"Hola lovers. I am grateful that your last memory of me is an outfit with so many confusing fabric pieces. But if I am being honest, if I had known we would be crawling into a love bunker, I would have worn more netting for you."
Katy Perry
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US singer Katy Perry poses for photos ahead of the 'FIGHT ON' concert for bushfire-affected communities at Pioneer Park Recreation Reserve in Bright, Victoria, Australia, 11 March 2020. The pop star is putting on a free show in Victoria's Alpine region on 11 March night.
US pop star Katy Perry puts on free show for bushfire-affected Victoria's Alpine region, Bright, Australia - 11 Mar 2020
Wearing Valentino Same Outfit as catwalk model *10429089as and Amiaya
Katy Perry is kind of like the queen: as bright as possible so she cannot be missed.
Bella Hadid
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Bella Hadid
Bella Hadid out and about, New York, USA - 05 Mar 2020
Lord save us. Also, what is that dollar? I assume it's... a prop dollar?
Dascha Polanco
ATLANTA, GEORGIA - FEBRUARY 29: Dascha Polanco attends the SCAD aTVfest x Entertainment Weekly Party - Elevate At W Atlanta Midtown at Elevate at W Atlanta Midtown on February 29, 2020 in Atlanta, Georgia. (Photo by Vivien Killilea/Getty Images for SCAD aTVfest 2020)
AND OUR WINNER. She actually looks cute, save for some transparency.
Dascha Polanco
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Dascha Polanco attends the Montblanc MB 01 Smart Headphones and Summit 2+ launch party World of McIntosh Townhouse, in New York
Montblanc Headphones Launch Party, New York, USA - 10 Mar 2020
The side windows look a LITTLE goofy...
Dascha Polanco
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Dascha Polanco attends the Montblanc MB 01 Smart Headphones and Summit 2+ launch party World of McIntosh Townhouse, in New York
Montblanc Headphones Launch Party, New York, USA - 10 Mar 2020
... but she's giving good twirl. Dascha, you've got WORK to do if you want to repeat as champion.
