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# Fug Men: January Jones
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-men-5-04-2014/
- Published: 2014-04-17T19:00:03.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T00:58:46.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, WTF, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

I have been staring at this for fifteen minutes and I can't... well, I can't:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/january_jones_485032473.xml "January Jones")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/04/january%5Fjones%5F485032473.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Everything she's wearing is black, and if I'm not mistaken, they are all slightly DIFFERENT depths of black. They are also different depths of hideous. The blazer is mildly whatever, the tunic that might think it's a dress is problematically terrible, and the pants are hot sliced loaves of no. Does she do this stuff on purpose so that we'll all talk about how amazing her face is? If so... she's a genius, because I just did.

\[Photo: Getty\]