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# Fug My Luck
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-my-luck-02-2011/
- Published: 2011-02-24T17:00:31.000Z
- Updated: 2011-02-23T22:06:12.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Candids, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

So, what with the dire straits Lindsay's been in lately -- and what I suspect is the unrepentant asshattitude of her mother, although that is all *alleged* and *speculative* not provable by me in a court of law -- I am starting to temper my impatience again with worry.

[![Lindsay Lohan](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/02/lindsay_lohan_002_wenn5613469.jpg "Lindsay Lohan")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-my-luck-02-2011/lindsay-lohan-court-230211?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Girl. Let's recap, okay? High-waisted pants: bad. Stealing: bad. Food: GOOD. SO GOOD. And, prison food: bad, I imagine, so for the love of God stock up on the real stuff now, just in case.

\[Photo: [WENN.com](https://www.wenn.com/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)\]