Amanda Peet

If these seven women are like the Seven Dwarfs of the Emmys -- a rather unflattering comparison, I admit, but just go with me -- then poor Amanda Peet is clearly Grumpy.

Claire Danes

Droopy.

Julianne Hough

Flashy!

Zosia Mamet

And Sleepy. (What? Her breasts are sporting a sleep mask. I assume they are exhausted.)

Allison Janney

While Janney would be Happy.

Anna Gunn

And Anna would be Triumphant! (Triumphant the Dwarf sounds like a thing, right? In like the extended cut of the rebooted version where Snow White is also a DJ.)

Christina Hendricks

And Christina Hendricks would be OH THANK GOD, which is an unwieldy name for anyone, even a cartoon, and yes, this extended metaphor IS breaking down around me like a 1987 Le Car.

Fug Nation's Best and Worst Dressed: The Run-Offs

In which I took the top three (or four, in the case of "worst," because spots 2-4 were very close) vote getters in each category and ask those of you who voted for other people to CHOOSE YOUR CHOICE (not that those of you who voted for these actresses can't change your vote or vote again or abstain -- you do what you want, dude)! Because...why not? What else have you got to do, other than take part in this very important, life-changing vote? It's kind of like you're on the Supreme Court, truly. Bear that in mind as you click that little button. [poll id="11321"] [poll id="11311"] [Photos: Getty]