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# Fug Nation's Holiday Gift Guide: 2013
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-nations-holiday-gift-guide/
- Published: 2013-11-26T18:00:12.000Z
- Updated: 2016-12-06T20:56:13.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: gift guide, #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

## Reclaimed Frames, $20

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2013/11/reclaimed_frame-tele_large.png)

I love the way these old phone keys look, repurposed onto a frame; the next step is having them come with a code where if you happen to punch the right keys, Intern George shows up at your door with sandwiches.

Reclaimed frame, $20, in [phone buttons](https://pylones-usa.com/products/frame-telephone-keys?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) or in [yellow rulers](https://pylones-usa.com/products/frame-yellow-ruler?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io).

## City Globes, $14.99-$22.99

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/los_angeles_globee_1024x1024.xml)

Kitchy little orbs dedicated to specific cities, which makes them less likely to fall out of date when Lichtenstein finally rises up and absorbs half of Europe the way you KNOW it's plotting to do.

[Available for L.A., Las Vegas, Venice, Paris, Rome, and San Francisco, in four-inch ($14.99), six-inch ($18.99), or nine-inch ($23.99) diameters](https://pylones-usa.com/products/city-globes?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io).

## Krave Beef Jerky Party Pack, $24

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/337811-610x610-1363301055-primary.xml)

YES. I DO want a jerky party pack in my stocking. Also, that sounds like a totally weird and possibly kind of gross euphemism, so let's move on. Buy your jerky-loving buddies some high-class jerky, already!

[$24 for four packs o' jerky, at Fab.](https://fab.com/product/beef-jerky-party-4pk-337811/?ref=browse&pos=6)

## SWINTON/Bowie leggings, $30

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/il_570xn-511157064_rmdq.xml)

I mostly just wanted you to know that these exist. And see if anyone in Fug Nation accepts this dare. They're part of a thousand-set limited edition, y'all, so don't sleep on your chance to marry Bowie and SWINTON on your PELVIS. WHERE THEY BELONG. \[*Also, this is the second year this has happened to me: I found these randomly about two days before Internet stories about them started popping up, and last year, I ordered the Jon Hamm coloring book for Jessica two days before stories about IT popped up everywhere. WILL I EVER WIN? I am the Ziggy of surprise gifting.*\]

[$30 on Etsy](https://www.etsy.com/listing/156311687/limited-edition-bowieswinton-leggings?ref=sr%5Fgallery%5F16&ga%5Fsearch%5Fquery=swinton&ga%5Fview%5Ftype=gallery&ga%5Fship%5Fto=US&ga%5Fsearch%5Ftype=all); expressions on people's faces: priceless.

## Philips Cuff Bracelet, $34

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/11/Philips-Cuff-Bracelet.jpg)

Does someone you know Need a Bracelet? Be part of the solution, and give her one, like this simple, elegant cuff.

[$34 at BaubleBar, which also has MANY other bracelets to catch your fancy.](https://www.baublebar.com/philips-cuff.html?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

## "Fifty Shades of Chicken" cookbook, $19.95

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/11/img4c.jpg)

For the Fifty Shades of Grey enthusiast in your life who has a sense of humor about that, or better, for the one that doesn't. Recipes include "Mustard-Spanked Chicken."

[$19.95, not including the cost of ingredients when you make "Dripping Thighs" or "Chicken with a Lardon" for your loved ones](https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/fifty-shades-of-chicken-fl-fowler/1112252163?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io).

## Chalkboard Napkin Rings, $15 for 4

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/11/img11c.jpg)

When your creativity is limited to varying forms of cursive letters, as mine is, then these are the perfect way to give a personal touch without having to write an entire WORD, because my GOD, the Internet has ruined my ability to use a pen.

[$15 and zero hand cramps](https://www.markandgraham.com/products/chalkboard-napkin-rings/?pkey=choliday-gifts-under-50&&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io).

## Macaron Tea Towels, $16.95 for a set of 3

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/macaron-tea-towels.xml)

I am obsessed with macarons and I am obsessed with tea towels and hence I believe a macaron-printed set of tea towels might be the perfect gift.

[$16.95 for a set of 3.](https://www.paper-source.com/cgi-bin/paper/item/Paper-Source-Macaron-Tea-Towels/3303%5F019/519078.html?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

## Pyramid Necklace, $36

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/11/necklace.png)

I bought this and I love it -- but YOU get a 40% off coupon code (AMTOPM), so you'll have spent less on it than I did and are thus a superior being.

[$36-minus-math to rub it in my face](https://piperlime.gap.com/browse/product.do?cid=66992&vid=1&pid=956276002&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io).

## Pool Ball Bottle Stoppers, $19.99

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/11/img61c.jpg)

Surely you know a pool shark. Or a ball aficionado. Pick stripe or solid; which color and number you get is a surprise.

[On sale for $19.99, originally $30](https://www.markandgraham.com/products/vintage-pool-ball-wine-stopper/?pkey=choliday-gifts-under-50&&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io).

## Phone Case, $14.89

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/11/il_570xN.520992720_kulj.jpg)

Again, I just... someone in our orbit needs to own this. Someone who is not me. The beans would have Questions for weeks. "Who IS that?" "Where you GET that?" "Is that Auntie Jess?"

[$14.89 for the chance to field those questions yourselves](https://www.etsy.com/listing/167934586/beyonce-jay-z-kanye-west-kim-kardashian?ref=sr%5Fgallery%5F17&ga%5Fsearch%5Fquery=kanye&ga%5Fview%5Ftype=gallery&ga%5Fship%5Fto=US&ga%5Fsearch%5Ftype=all).

## Kanye West Felt Finger Puppet, $16

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/11/il_570xN.271261304.jpg)

No disrespect to Ben Affleck.

[$16 to give all disrespect to Jimmy Kimmel](https://www.etsy.com/listing/81868670/kanye-west-felt-finger-puppet?ref=sr%5Fgallery%5F41&ga%5Fsearch%5Fquery=kanye&ga%5Fview%5Ftype=gallery&ga%5Fship%5Fto=US&ga%5Fsearch%5Ftype=all).

## #NoDisrespectToBenAffleck t-shirt, $20-$24

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/11/figwhitemensffffff.u2.jpg)

Speaking of The Hashtag That Won The Internet...

[Pick your chosen color for up to $24 and revel in your Kanyeness](https://www.redbubble.com/people/asharashark/works/10888656-no-disrespect?country%5Fcode=US&p=t-shirt&utm%5Fcampaign=shopping&utm%5Fmedium=google%5Fproducts&utm%5Fsource=google&gclid=CNOKmtfY8roCFUNBQgodUAsAaQ).

## Limited Edition Golden Monogram Mug, $10

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/11/Limited-Edition-Golden-Monogram-Mug.jpg)

Surely one of the coffee-or-tea lovers on your gift list needs something classy and monogrammed from which to swill.

[A freaky-reasonable $10 from Anthropologie.](https://www.anthropologie.com/anthro/product/search/29322906.jsp?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) You know if you go INTO Anthro, you will also leave with, like, four gorgeous knob pulls for a DIY project that will never happen and six candles, so bear that in mind. Or maybe that's just me.

## Film Canister Salt and Pepper Shakers, $15

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/11/film-salt-pepper-7bf9.0000001357257926.gif)

In my day, we put FILM in cameras, and took pictures we couldn't SEE immediately, and had to get them DEVELOPED at a STORE. KIDS TODAY.

[$15 for an excuse to make a callow youth understand just how hard we had it](https://photojojo.com/store/awesomeness/film-salt-pepper/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io).

## Wine Rescue Kit, $19.99

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/11/banners-3.png)

I have no idea if this works. But if you, say, totally theoretically, had babies and then never got your tolerance back and then suddenly ended up cursed with wine-induced insomnia and therefore you can't drink it as quickly as you once did... well, these little tools are supposed to help save the bottles that maybe sat a bit too long and now taste like Easter egg dye.

[Sold as a trio for $19.99](https://wineimprovement.com/wine-rescue-kit.html/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), or individually for $7.99.

## Royal Baby Cocktail Plate, $12.99

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/11/royal_baby_william_kate_square_cocktail_plate.jpg)

People still want swag, y'all.

[$12.99 to eat your cheese and crackers like civilized gossip nuts](https://www.cafepress.com/+royal%5Fbaby%5Fwilliam%5Fkate%5Fsquare%5Fcocktail%5Fplate,889615307?utm%5Fmedium=cpc&utm%5Fterm=889615307&utm%5Fsource=google&utm%5Fcampaign=sem-cpc-product-ads&utm%5Fcontent=search-pla).

## Vino 2 Go Sippy Cup, $9.99

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/11/WINE-2601-2.jpg)

You might like drinking outside. You might break a lot of wine glasses this way. You might be really tired of people running in the other direction whenever you stagger outside your front door with a full goblet in hand, and that might be for a BUNCH of reasons, but if it's for the glass-blast-radius then this will solve your problem.

[$9.99 to get sloppy without having to go buy new glassware every time](https://www.perpetualkid.com/vino2go-wine-sippy-cup.aspx?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io).

## Mercury Trellis Hurricanes, $39-$49

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/11/img70c.jpg)

I miss having candles, but the beans cannot be trusted. At all. With anything. One of them once ate a third of a Nerf football. THAT'S NOT RIGHT.

[$39 and $49 for small or large, or smaller and larger, depending on your perspective](https://www.westelm.com/products/trellis-mercury-hurricanes-d1394/?pkey=cgift-ideas&&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io).

## Make Your Own Snow Globe, $30

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/11/7550.jpg)

Are you crafty? Are you TERRIBLE at crafts? Do you want to make tiny wax SWINTON and tiny wax Jon Hamm and put them in a snowy scene inside a bubble of your own making, that could one day prove to be the actual location of the entire series of *Sons of Anarchy* episodes, or something? I mean. That's important.

[$30 for hours of entertainment or frustration](https://www.blueribbongeneralstore.net/7550-p-Holiday.html?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io).

## Andrea Garland Lip Balm Mr Fox Ring, $50.72

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/11/image1xl-3.jpg)

This ring is (a) cool and (b) has LIP BALM IN IT, which is perfect for those of us who simply cannot live without lip balm of some ilk on our person at all times.

[$50.72 (on sale!) at ASOS](https://us.asos.com/Andrea-Garland-Lip-Balm-Mr-Fox-Ring-Medium/11b95n/?iid=3373398&cid=16095&sh=0&pge=0&pgesize=204&sort=-1&clr=Mr+fox&mporgp=L0FuZHJlYS1HYXJsYW5kL0FuZHJlYS1HYXJsYW5kLUxpcC1CYWxtLU1yLUZveC1SaW5nLU1lZGl1bS9Qcm9kLw..&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

## Large Purse, $163.50

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/11/bodenbags.jpg)

I included these because, as of this writing, they're on sale, AND I found a coupon code on Retail Me Not for 20% off and free shipping: NO12\. They have orange patent or blue patent, plus pony hair in black, Dalmatian print, and leopard. Reviews are pretty good on the bag; the only thing that's got me undecided is a) the fact that I already have a good big purse, and b) it doesn't zip. I can't decide if I care about the latter, and maybe you don't, and that orange IS snazzy.

[$163.50 if you need a laptop purse or just a big stonking carry-all for all your nefarious secrets](https://www.bodenusa.com/en-US/Womens-Accessories/Handbags,-Clutches-Wallets/AM196/Womens-Chelsea-Bag.html?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io).

## Darth Vader long john PJs, $38 and $44

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/11/darthpjs.jpg)

The beans wear the kid-size versions of these almost every night, and they are AWESOME. Surely someone in your life needs to lounge around the house with Lord Vader close to his/her heart. Also, again, I just kind of want someone to own these -- someone who is not as neurotic as I am about what my thighs/butt region are doing.

[$38 for the pants](https://www.hannaandersson.com/style.asp?from=SC&pcid=332&styleid=40806&simg=40806%5F990&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) and [$44 for the top](https://www.hannaandersson.com/style.asp?from=SC&pcid=332&styleid=40805&simg=40805%5F990&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), $82 for a full-body Darth experience. Which is a little steep (it's [$42 total for the kids size](https://www.hannaandersson.com/style.asp?from=SC&pcid=332&styleid=39973&simg=39973%5F990&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)), but I had to let you know anyway. Vader is the best. Except for all the murder.

## Storm Trooper Nutcracker, $40

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/11/nutcracker.png)

Yeah, he's a little trigger happy with his laser gun. But this poor clone doesn't wish you any ill. He wouldn't mind if you sat on his lap and told him what you want for Christmas, because NOBODY sits on a Storm Trooper's lap and that must get lonely.

[Also available in R2D2 and Darth Vader](https://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=28624716&color=000&cm%5Fmmc=SEM-%5F-Google-%5F-PLA-%5F-21882504424All%5Fproducts&device=c&network=g&matchtype=&gclid=CILjscH98boCFQpBQgodj0IAng&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). Yes, the dudes are really REALLY into Star Wars and are in fact watching it right now. They really like that garbage masher.

## Stackable Letter Rings, $8

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/11/rings.png)

Spell saucy things. Anything you like. NAB, CMM (for Chad Michael Murray, obviously)... the future is yours.

[$8 apiece to turn your fingers into billboards](https://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=20863833&parentid=SHOP%5FSTOCKINGSTUFFERS&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io).

## Classic Joke Set, $11.95

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/11/74314_SP6420.jpg)

There's probably also someone in your life who would be tickled by a Classic Joke Set, including "ice with insect (plastic), snappy chewing gum (card, metal), 6" whoopee cushion (rubber), nail through finger (cotton, plastic)."

[Silliness for $11.95 at J. Crew](https://www.jcrew.com/gift-guide/GiftsUnder50/Boys/PRDOVR~74314/99102948052/74314.jsp?color%5Fname=jokes&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io).

## Usagi Cobbler Shaker, Gold; $76.95

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/11/Usagi-Cobbler-Shaker-Gold.jpg)

For an evening that does not require a whoopie cushion, is there anything more Alexis Carrington Colby-glamorous than a gold cocktail shaker? No, there is not.

[$76.95 at Cocktail Kingdom, a kingdom in which I often find myself.](https://www.cocktailkingdom.com/product-p/sha%5Fusagi800x%5F0000%5Fgld.htm?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

## Brass Change Catcher, $18

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/29049079_000_a.xml)

We all need places to put stuff sometimes. I won't even tell if you disobey the posted signage and fill it with buttons or all those dice from board games you keep finding around the house even though you haven't owned that many games in a long time. No judgment. I don't know your life.

[$18 for the freedom to follow the rule, or break it, you rebel](https://www.shopterrain.com/crafts-games/brass-change-catcher/productOptionIDs/bd0459cc-8958-45c4-b120-330bd8a8856a?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io).

## Metallic Tumblers, $27

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/11/img24c.jpg)

Not to be confused with metallic Tumblrs, which hold a lot less booze.

[Regularly $34, currently $27, because people want you to have more receptacles](https://www.westelm.com/products/metallic-print-glassware-set-d1851/?pkey=cgift-ideas&&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io).

## Boombox Lunchbox, $12.99

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/11/LBOX-8023.jpg)

I go to lunch in my house, so it'd be pretty weird if I packed a lunchbox. That said, if I could, I would stuff this baby full of peanut butter sandwiches and then carry it around on my shoulder. That could be YOU, strutting past your boss's office, looking intriguingly insane.

[$12.99 to live the dream](https://www.perpetualkid.com/boombox-lunch-box.aspx?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io).

## Snout mug, $15

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/11/Pig_large.png)

If you drink coffee in front of other people, specifically people you might not know that well, then I think this is the right move.

[For $15 you can get the snout, a baby pacifier, or a drain, but I think the snout is the most effective by far](https://pylones-usa.com/products/nose-mug?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io).

## Volkswagen Van Toiletry Bag, $19.99

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/11/BATH-2012.jpg)

I never camped in one of these, but my shampoo might like the opportunity.

[$19.99 to be able to play Doc Brown Gets Shot By The Libyans with all your toiletries](https://www.perpetualkid.com/vw-camper-toiletries-bag.aspx?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io).

## Spaghetti Fork, $17

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/11/Spaghettigabel_Blue_large.png)

This seems like an interesting way to teach a kid, or yourself, how to twirl noodles with a fork. Could also be used for styling hair, a la Ariel in "The Little Mermaid."

[$17 to be part of her world](https://pylones-usa.com/products/spaghetti-fork?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io).

## Drumstick Pencils, $7.95

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/11/stockingstuffers_pencils_300.jpg)

These just seemed necessary somehow.

[$7.95 for something John Bender would've loved](https://www.uncommongoods.com/product/drumstick-pencils?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io).

## Naughty/Nice Socks, $12

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/11/9037.jpg)

Because everyone is both, aren't they? Well, except for the jerkwads. You know who you are.

[$12 to confuse the hell out of Santa's list-makers](https://www.blueribbongeneralstore.net/9037-p-Holiday.html?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io).

## Brass pencil sharpener, $19.90

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/11/open-uri20130816-17199-1rlblte..jpg)

I am surely not the only person in the world who is obsessed with office supplies. This is one handsome pencil sharpener -- it comes in a leather case! -- and it will certainly delight the sexy architect, math teacher, SAT taker, or other pencil aficionado in your life.

[$19.90 from Kaufmann Mercantile.](https://store.kaufmann-mercantile.com/collections/office/writing-instruments/products/dux-adjustable-brass-pencil-sharpener?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

## Iomoi Personalized Coasters

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/11/iomoi_2270_393492379.gif)

I am obsessed with Iomoi, because you can get everything personalized there: chic pens, chic pencils (to go with the brass sharpener! Gift basket!), tote bags, sooooo much stationary, and these awesome glass coasters. This is just one of a HUGE variety of patterns and options. If nothing else, the site is great for a browse.

[Prices ranging from $32 for one personalized coaster to $248 for a dozen. (But who really needs a dozen matching coasters? Maybe Joan Collins. I hope you ARE Joan Collins.)](https://iomoi.stores.yahoo.net/coasters1.html?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

## Williams Sonoma Peanut Butter Caramel Cups, $15 (for 4)

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/11/img12c.jpg)

Williams Sonoma has GOOD CANDY, you guys. Last Christmas I accidentally ordered 46 bars of Peppermint Bark -- I thought I'd ordered 6\. Whoops! -- and it wasn't even that big of a deal, due to everyone's love of candy. But these are my favorite of their candy offerings. They are decadent and HUGE and hello. Peanut butter.

[$15 for a box of 4, $28 for a set of two boxes, at Williams Sonoma](https://www.williams-sonoma.com/products/williams-sonoma-peanut-butter-caramel-cups/?pkey=cfood-chocolate-candy&cm%5Fsrc=food-chocolate-candy||NoFacet-%5F-NoFacet-%5F--%5F-&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

## Harry's Truman Shave Set, $15

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/11/06494_ED5394.jpg)

Surely there is a dude in your life who needs a fancy shaving kit in his stocking, for a not-fancy price.

[$15 at J. Crew](https://www.jcrew.com/gift-guide/GiftsUnder50/Men/PRDOVR~06494/99103178563/06494.jsp?color%5Fname=nautilus-blue&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

## Wine Cardigan, $74.95

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/cn6924893.xml)

Technically, that's not what Gap is calling it, but let's be honest. It's a wine cardigan. You have a friend who wants a wine cardigan. And that friend might be yourself.

[$75.95 when you fall into The Gap.](https://www.gap.com/browse/product.do?cid=8993&vid=1&pid=918223012&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

## Custom Stamp Gift Box, $39.95

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/stamp.xml)

I got one of these for my birthday last year and I LOVE IT. It is so fun to get to stamp my return address on things! The person for whom you buy this gets to choose and order their own stamp -- a monogram, their address, whatever. It's a very good gift. And it is...

[$39.95 at Papersource, also known as The Place I Could Spend All My Money.](https://www.paper-source.com/cgi-bin/paper/item/Custom-Stamp-Gift-Box/6000%5F012/814753012612.html?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

## Cat Ring, $22

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/11/47541_YL5292.jpg)

For the crazy cat lady in your life. CRAZY STYLISH THAT IS. See what I did there?

[$22 at Madewell.](https://www.madewell.com/madewell%5Fcategory/JEWELRY/rings/PRDOVR~47541/47541.jsp?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

## Magnetic Darts, $15

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/11/prod2701640.jpg)

Never ever underestimate the power of having a dartboard somewhere in your house or office.

[A sweet $15 at Restoration Hardware, which may kill thousands of trees with their insane catalogs, but which does have good gifts.](https://www.restorationhardware.com/catalog/product/product.jsp?productId=prod2701640&categoryId=cat1630018&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

## Vintage Clue, $39

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/11/prod1730048_H12.jpg)

For example, also from Restoration Hardware, "our deluxe Clue set is cased in a cloth-bound box that looks like a book." What's the opposite of flames on the side of my face? Because that's what this classic Clue game is giving me.

[$39 at Restoration Hardware.](https://www.restorationhardware.com/catalog/product/product.jsp?productId=prod1730048&categoryId=search&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

## Whistles Circle Ring, $35.60

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/11/image1xl-2.jpg)

I realize I have included a lot of rings in this gift guide. Am I just really into rings right now? It's possible. Anyway, this is via ASOS, but it's by Whistles, which is so very Kate Middleton. It's also very groovy.

[$35.60 at ASOS.](https://us.asos.com/Whistles-Circle-Ring/11cx7n/?iid=3254944&cid=6139&sh=0&pge=0&pgesize=204&sort=-1&clr=Rose+gold/grey&mporgp=L1doaXN0bGVzL1doaXN0bGVzLUNpcmNsZS1SaW5nL1Byb2Qv&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

## Snowman Mittens, $17.80

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/11/image1xl-1.jpg)

These were just too cute to resist. Snowman Mittens! Your hands will have a face!

[$17.80 from ASOS](https://us.asos.com/ASOS-Snowman-Mittens/11sbxo/?iid=3310495&cid=4174&sh=0&pge=0&pgesize=204&sort=-1&clr=White&mporgp=L0FTT1MvQVNPUy1Tbm93bWFuLU1pdHRlbnMvUHJvZC8&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io).

## Asos Metallic Turban, $21.36

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/11/image1xl.jpg)

Doesn't your best friend deserve a turban? She does. It will go so well with her wine cardigan.

[$21.39 from ASOS. Having something to wear the next time you throw a drink at someone? Priceless.](https://us.asos.com/ASOS-Metallic-Turban/11ugbo/?iid=3391144&SearchQuery=turban&sh=0&pge=0&pgesize=36&sort=-1&clr=Silver&mporgp=L0FTT1MvQVNPUy1NZXRhbGxpYy1UdXJiYW4vUHJvZC8&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

## Borrow My Pen, $6.99

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/11/Borrow-My-Pen_879-l.jpg)

Are you plagued by inveterate pen-stealers? Embarrass the hell out of them with pens that bear the names of fake businesses, like Verdant Fields Nudist Camp.

[$6.99 to upset someone's mother](https://www.officeplayground.com/Borrow-My-Pen-P867.aspx?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io).

## Lisa Frank Stickers Book, $8

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/11/Lisa-Frank-Stickers-Book.jpg)

STICKERS!!!!!!

[Blow $8 of your allowance at Urban Outfitters.](https://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=30190102&parentid=SHOP%5FSTOCKINGSTUFFERS&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

## Our shoe collaboration with Milk & Honey, $159-$259

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/11/Fug-Shoes-Arrangement_Two_Revised-419x419.jpg)

Just a reminder that you can still buy one -- OR ALL -- of the pairs of shoes we designed in collaboration with Milk & Honey. All our proceeds are going to the Alzheimer's Association.

[Prices range from $159 to $259 at Milk & Honey; all heel heights and shoe widths totally customizable.](https://www.milkandhoneyshoes.com/signature-collection/tastemakers.html?utm%5Fsource=Fug&utm%5Fmedium=partnership&utm%5Fcampaign=131028%5Ffug%5Fblog)

[Fug Nation's Holiday Gift Guide: 2013It's the holidays, which means one thing: PRESENTS. (Well, also peace on Earth, good will toward all, mulled booze, mulling over things after consuming too much booze, wearing ribbons on your head, Various Religious-y Things And Such, and eating chocolate for breakfast, and more.) We hope you enjoyed Kim France's gift guide, and behold: Here is our own, hopefully with enough time for you to get presents delivered by the last day of Hanukkah if that is your need. The last few years, we partnered with a company that made it possible for a portion of your shopping dollar to go to charity; unfortunately, their technology changed and we can't implement it this year. Proceeds from sales of our Milk & Honey shoes do still benefit the Alzheimers Association, though, and of course we encourage you to support those causes near and dear to your own heart. And as always, nobody has paid us or provided us anything in exchange for being in this gift guide -- it's just stuff we found while browsing/doing our own shopping/procrastinating heavily. There are stickers! There is meat! There are a variety of things between stickers and meat! Happy shopping, and happy holidays.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2013/11/reclaimed_frame-tele_large.png)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-nations-holiday-gift-guide-11-2013/)