Beyonce in Givenchy
I will say that I liked this better than what she wore last year.
Charlotte Casiraghi in Gucci
This is...overwhelming, let's say.
Irina Shayk in Givenchy
At least it's...er, patriotic?
Kerry Washington in Marc Jacobs
This, with the gloves, brings up enough comparisons to Kim K's infamous Givenchy upholstery that I actualy keep forgetting it isn't also by Riccardo Tisci. Marc Jacobs should not be happy to think that his aesthetic would cross into that territory.
Kylie Jenner in Balmain
This seems....right on target.
Madonna in Givenchy
I sincerely only now just noticed that her leotard ALSO has the boobs cut out. Oh, Madge.
Michelle Williams in Louis Vuitton
I feel like Michelle Williams got a little Jen Lindley up in here. Do you think she and Katie Holmes chatted in the ladies' room?
Misty Copeland in Jason Wu
One of the most amazing talents and bodies in the room, and THIS is what was made for her? I object on her behalf.
Miranda Kerr in Louis Vuitton
I look forward to including this in her Fug Madness dossier.
Nicki Minaj in Moschino
Nicki, at least, was prepared for turbulence.
Sarah Jessica Parker in Monse
I appreciate the effort that went into this -- and I love SJP, sincerely; she is a pro and a class act -- but I sort of wanted her to release a statement that was just like, "I AM OBSESSED WITH HAMILTON, OKAY?" and we all would have been like, "US TOO, come over and let's talk about it."
Tory Burch
Must we return to the Butt Bow?
Zayn Malik in The Tin Man's Leavings
Admit it, Zayn: You just saw "Machina" and thought, "Oh, a machine, like a Terminator or something."