
The beans are not to be trusted: They liked Heidi's dress ("That yellow woman is interesting," said Liam). HOWEVER, they voted Julianne Hough the worst, so at least they're not TOTALLY bonkers? Sigh. I'm trying, y'all.

Dylan said he'd like to see me in this. I said, "ON A COLD DAY IN HELL." (I didn't. I just made an aggressively pleasant MMMHMM noise.)

What.

I know some people though this was cute, but I can't. I'm not denying that the fabric might've made a cute ACTUAL dress, but the fact is, that's not how it was used. The yellow tulle is weird. And the black pants are not only jarring with it, but actively seasonally strange. Dior, you are the devil.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

You'll see the full runway show later. It's not good.

WHYYYYYYYYYY

She is way, way too cool for this slapdash mishmash crapsplash.

@!#^%@$*#RY)*&)5

This was Liam's runner-up for worst dressed. He couldn't articulate why -- he is not a fug scientist (OBVIOUSLY, as he liked Yellow Lady), but I can: It's slumping down and it was badly styled.

WORDS

Another charming person totally annihilated by a hideous concept.

WRODS
