Julianna Margulies in Ulyana Sergeenko
This let me down after having so much potential. LE SIGH. Dry your tears on your gorgeous husband, madam.
Kate Mara in Miu Miu
The belt. THE BELT. It's 100 percent wrong, and so are the tummy ruffles. Actually, the ruffles might really be what make the belt so bad.
Stana Katic
THIS IS A CATASTROPHE.
Maggie Gyllenhaal in Miu Miu
Sigh. No.
Kerry Washington in Mary Katrantzou
Oh, what could have been...
Gwyneth Paltrow in Michael Kors
Inexcusably poor fit.
Zosia Mamet in Andrew Gn
I could not dislike MORE this combination of colors.
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It's been bothering me since Sunday that this dress is very pretty EXCEPT for how it goes full codpiece on her.
Alessandra Ambrosio
Just... NO.
Jennifer Lopez in Zuhair Murad
HOLA LOVERS YOU PUT ME IN THE WRONG SLIDESHOW WHAAAAA
Sienna Miller in Miu Miu
Tweeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Keira Knightley in Chanel
Oh, Karl. Down this path only madness lies.
Kate Hudson in Versace
Bod or no bod, this is just tacky for the situation. Or tacky, period. There was actually some classy Versace on display, too, which makes this even sadder.
Rosamund Pike in Vera Wang
This dress was built for her. By a woman who hung out in her hotel suite all night. And Vera Wang promised her she'd take care of her post-baby. LIES. I applaud her for wearing this anyway with a smile, but how did she not want to THROTTLE EVERYONE ASSOCIATED WITH IT?
Tina Fey in Antonio Berardi
I hope this was performance art.
Melissa McCarthy in HER OWN STUFF MASHED TOGETHER
I like HER. I do not like this dress. She deserves better. And I will bring up the weight loss only because SHE has brought it up: She worked hard to lose some pounds for her health. Had that been me, I'd have found a way to show it off better.
Katie Cassidy
Speaking of showing it off.
Taryn Manning
This CANNOT be her size.
Claire Danes in Valentino
This is busier than a fashion blogger during awards season.
Conchita Wurst
I want SO BADLY to see the green velvet coat dress that DOESN'T rely on that horrible bra. That dress might have been on the best list.
Amy Poehler in Stella McCartney
The McCartney giveth, and the McCartney taketh away.
Hailee Steinfeld in Stella McCartney
The McCartney didn't even bother to giveth to this one.
Amal Alamuddin Clooney
I don't like the gloves. But the actual real reason this is here: The discussion in the comments about the Charlie Hebdo stuff -- everything from "Je Suis Charlie" to the nuances of the Quran -- is fabulous, and it underscores one of the things that's so special about Fug Nation and which makes me proud to be part of it. It begins a ways down with commenter "sp" -- for search purposes if you aren't keen to scroll -- and goes from there.