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Heidi Klum in Kevin Germanier

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13705167v) Heidi Klum 80th Annual Golden Globe Awards, Arrivals, Fashion Highlights, Beverly Hilton, Los Angeles, USA - 10 Jan 2023

What is there to say. Maybe for the VMAs? (I almost think she wore this as a joke, to be honest.)

Salma Hayek in Gucci

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13705151nn) Salma Hayek Pinault 80th Annual Golden Globe Awards, Arrivals, Beverly Hilton, Los Angeles, USA - 10 Jan 2023

At the time -- two days ago or whatever -- I said this was "10% too showgirl" and I stand by that commentary.

Anya Taylor-Joy in Dior

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 10: Anya Taylor-Joy attends the 80th Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton on January 10, 2023 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Jon Kopaloff/Getty Images)

This just feels underbaked, and the color is no great on her. I also think she needs to try something new with her hair, perhaps?

Elizabeth Debicki in Dior

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 10: Elizabeth Debicki attends the 80th Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton on January 10, 2023 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Jon Kopaloff/Getty Images)

This ALSO feels underbaked? (I think part of the issue is that she has a long torso and while this technically probably DOES fit, it FEELS like it's about to slide off. A lot of folks in this slideshow felt boobily perilous in a way that was probably not actually accurate.)

Selena Gomez in Valentino

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13705152ld) Selena Gomez 80th Annual Golden Globe Awards, Arrivals, Beverly Hilton, Los Angeles, USA - 10 Jan 2023

These sleeves are fun but on closer examination, the column dress doesn't fit great? (It's not AWFUL but you know. We're vamping for Heidi.)

Quinta Brunson in Christian Siriano

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jim Ruymen/UPI/Shutterstock (13706861zq) Quinta Brunson arrives for the 80th annual Golden Globe Awards at the Beverly Hilton in Beverly Hills, California on Tuesday, January 10, 2023. 80th Golden Globe Awards, Beverly Hills, California, United States - 10 Jan 2023

She's a genius and adorable and this is mostly here because she seemed worried it needed to be hoiked.

Daisy Edgar Jones in Gucci

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13705152uk) Daisy Edgar Jones 80th Annual Golden Globe Awards, Arrivals, Beverly Hilton, Los Angeles, USA - 10 Jan 2023

This felt like...a little too Long Line Bra Saloon Girl? Again -- these are not grievous crimes. It was a decent red carpet overall.

Eddie Redmayne in Valentino

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13705152sq) Eddie Redmayne 80th Annual Golden Globe Awards, Arrivals, Beverly Hilton, Los Angeles, USA - 10 Jan 2023

I DID have a breakdown over the length of those trousers though and that's why it's here. I HAVE A HEM GRUDGE.

Fug Nation's Worst Dressed of the 2023 Golden Globes
Listen, we all know Heidi Klum has this in the bag...right??? RIGHT?

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