Jennifer Lawrence in Dior
I dislike this on multiple levels. One of which is, it's not even imaginatively hideous.
Kate Winslet in Ralph Lauren
Why did Ralph dress her as an oil slick?
Kate Capshaw
Hilarious, except the joke is on her.
Rooney Mara in Givenchy
Zzzz.
Olivia Wilde in Valentino
This doesn't work, at all. But what's REALLY bad for me is her makeup. You can't tell as much in this photo but it washed her out and made her eyes look SO TIRED on TV.
Lady Gaga
There is no excuse for this wilting off her chest, and giving her an extra labial fold.
Alicia Vikander in Louis Vuitton
I just can't get past the hem. And then the longer I look, the more inexpensive it all seems.
Heidi Klum in Marchesa
Heidi, Heidi, Heidi. HEIDI.
Rachel McAdams in August Getty
What a great color, and what a wrinkled mess.
Transition!
Later...
Emilia Clarke
THIS IS SO BAD YOU GUYS WHAT IS HAPPENING.
Helena Christensen
She makes it in because that thing is committing terrible crimes against her chest. A phrase I have written SO VERY MANY TIMES since we began GFY.
Kerry Washington in Versace
Speaking of crimes against chests.
Serena Williams
No Serena slam here.
Thandie Newton
Someone please deliver her from lingerie.
Olivia Munn
That underboob compartment is just wrong.
Jennifer Lawrence in Alexander Wang
It's bursting off her. No. Also, her director seems like a verbally abusive creep (based on a recent Amy Adams interview -- as Jess pointed out, if CHRISTIAN BALE is telling you to dial down the yelling, then you are way wrong) and I really want her to see other people for a while.
Andie MacDowell
Her Heidi Klum costume is coming along, I guess.
Freida Pinto in Versace
All wrong.
Tracee Ellis Ross
What's with the lace mask?!?
Emma Roberts in Yanina Couture
She is an arachnid graveyard.
Gwen Stefani in Yanina Couture
Yanina Couture may have been the real loser of this, in fact, between Gwen and Emma. Also: Gwen. Why are you not cooler than this?
Brie Larson in Monse
A baggy comedown.
Ashley Graham
This could have been gorgeous, if they hadn't given up and made the chest JUST a bra.
Kate Hudson in Maria Lucia Hohan
Sigh.
Miranda Kerr
SIGH.
Emily Ratajkowski
SIIIIIIIGH.