Rooney Mara in Alexander McQueen
Third time in this style, from this designer, was not the charm. It may have been the WORST of them? It was certainly the most wilted.
Kate Hudson in Michael Kors
The back of this connects the tube top and the choker. That doesn't help it, for me. Her abs are wonderful, but she looks ridiculous. Stop clinging so hard to ... whatever it is you're clinging to, Kate. My guess is it'll still be there even if you loosen your grip.
Cate Blanchett in Givenchy
This is extremely unfortunate. I keep thinking I hate the fringe the most, and then I look at the parts WITHOUT it, and UGH, they're a mess too.
Katy Perry
Whereas this is a failure of fit and aesthetic. The bracelet is a winner, but that's it.
Angela Bassett
It bears repeating: WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THIS TO ANGELA BASSETT.
Natalie Dormer in J. Mendel
All I see is that (neck) thong. That thong, thong thong thong thong.
Caitriona Balfe
She spent ten episodes (or whatever) in tartan and blankets and such, and looked more luminous than ANYONE ever could in this. Go back to the Highlands, missy.
Emilia Clarke in Valentino
Oy.
Patricia Arquette
OYYY.
Amy Schumer
I put her in here because while I thought this silhouette was a nice change for her, most of Fug Nation HATED IT -- and I am in agreement that the top did not fit.
Alicia Vikander in Louis Vuitton
ALICIA! Have you seen the missing Gutenberg Bible?
Jane Fonda
I know a lot of you think her own personal awesomeness carried this, but I SIMPLY CANNOT. Her own personal awesomeness rose ABOVE it, maybe, but NOTHING is carrying that sad tile bolero for me.