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# Fug of Sight: Jennifer Lopez in Zuhair Murad
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-of-sight-jennifer-lopez-in-zuhair-murad-05-2015/
- Published: 2015-05-04T16:00:31.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T00:53:35.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, jumpsuit, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:44

"HOLA LOVERS."

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"And yes, lovers, I do. Do you? You do. You *always* do. You will love me in sickness and in health --until you die, and I transfer my brain into a Science Body that is just like this one but bionic and also twenty-five -- and so by the power vested in me from magic and inner goodness and a lot of juicing, I pronounce us Lopez and wife. I can do that, lovers. I am one part ladypriest, one part veil, ten parts YES. So it feels good that we should make it legal that I will allow you to adore me forever. You are welcome. Psst: I am very good at marriage. Lots of practice! You have much to learn from me! Buy a notebook." \[Photo: Getty\]