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# Fug or Fab: Alicia Keys
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-or-fab-alicia-keys-06-2011/
- Published: 2011-06-16T16:00:36.000Z
- Updated: 2011-06-16T06:05:27.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Accessories to the Crime, Fug or Fab, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

On first glance nothing struck me as particularly out of the ordinary about this gown.

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/06/116340107.jpg "Alicia Keys")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-or-fab-alicia-keys-06-2011/keep-a-child-alive-ball?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

It's strapless, it's black, it's feathery... it's no different than 99 percent of what's in The Widow Longoria's closet, except that I guess the more I look at this one, the more the fabric in the front looks like a very drapey wang. But then Alicia turned around, and things changed.

[](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-or-fab-alicia-keys-06-2011/keep-a-child-alive-ball-2?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

... That thing doesn't look like it was *meant* to go there. So why is she wearing C3PO's guitar strap as a belt?