Alicia Vikander in custom Louis Vuitton

This is EXTREMELY 80s. Trust me, young people. It's like as if Laura Ashley threw up everywhere and I think that's why it appeals to me. This is like my DREAM OUTFIT circa second grade.

Alicia Vikander in custom Louis Vuitton

I don't love the ruffles -- although they're part of the reason this feels so 80s McGee -- but I can also see why someone decided she needed some interest in the waistular area. ("The waistular area" is a technical fashion term, I'm pretty sure.)

Alicia Vikander in custom Louis Vuitton

Fassbender looks dapper. This movie -- The Light Between the Oceans -- did terribly at the box office here in the US (this is the UK premiere), but at least they got LOVE out of it.

Fug or Fab: Alicia Vikander in custom Louis Vuitton

I like this. But I am prepared to be alone on that island. [Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty Images]