Alicia Vikander in Louis Vuitton at the Jason Bourne Premiere

It's like over at the LV atelier someone misread the memo and thought she needed a tunic top rather than a formal gown and just kinda....fixed it on the fly. "ACK! Well, just tack a skirt at the bottom, Serge! I DON'T KNOW. Do SOMETHING!"

Alicia Vikander in Louis Vuitton at the Jason Bourne Premiere

Having said that, I really like the sequins (obviously; I am a magpie), and her bracelet is lovely.

Alicia Vikander in Louis Vuitton at the Jason Bourne Premiere

And it's kind of interesting and cool from the side. Can she just...walk sideways all night?

Fug or Fab: Alicia Vikander in Louis Vuitton at the Jason Bourne Premiere

I have a lot of notes about this. Mostly that it feels like three different dresses that have been melded together. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]