
Obviously this isn't straight-up milkmaid, but it's got an aura to it. I mostly picked this particular photo because she seems so expressive; often on the red carpet her mien is a big sleepy (and then Seacrest interviews her and she's totally lovely).

I keep thinking I want to see all of these materials used differently. I guess this is what happens when you'd LIKE to make playclothes out of curtains but all you have lying around is one of the Baroness's ball gowns and some scraps.

From the back she really DOES look like a waitress at a Michelin-starred beer hall.

I will never get upset at close-ups of accessories. Getty has been ON POINT with that in Venice.

He looks all, "DOESN'T EVERYONE LOOK HOTTER IN SUNGLASSES," and she's all, "OH STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IT'S NOT EVEN SUNNY." I don't know if I believe the conspiracy theorists on them -- they might just be, GASP, very private people -- but I read a blind item that is clearly about them which indicates this is a contract that was extended to run through the premiere of this movie and not long after. I veer between believing nothing is what it seems in this industry, and believing Chrissy Teigen when she says fake relationships don't happen nearly as much as people assume. Both could be true, I guess. Anyway, that concludes your fatuous gossip portion of events. His suit is nice, but I have to say... with the sunglasses on he actually looks totally anonymous to me. Maybe THAT'S how they stay private.
