George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin
It's like Clooney's Nescafe ads have just gone NEXT LEVEL.
George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin
This is kinda LIKE a wedding dressing without actually BEING a wedding dress. (Although I also think you could totally use it as a wedding dress if you wanted to.) They both look very polished and nice -- I suppose we can call this her version of a Going Away Dress, which people don't really do anymore.
George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin
Legs for days, this one. I actually think this is a LITTLE short. (Is it wrong that I kind of just wanted the two of them to amble out in jeans and button-down shirts and sneakers, like Normals? Just for fun.)
George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin
In fairness, though, I assume this wedding was not wholly normal to begin with.
Amal Alamuddin and George Clooney
I believe this is what is known as a victory lap.
Fug or Fab: Amal Alamuddin in Giambattista Valli
This entire wedding was basically Attractive People Looking Glamorous on Boats. The only reason I'm not WHOLLY endorsing this is because I thought, "wow, this entire wedding is basically attractive people looking glamorous on boats. Is her skirt maybe a HAIR too short? Eh, who cares?" and I like to mix it up. (It might only be a hair too short from the perspective of paparazzi on boats and totally fine from the perspective of Someone Standing In Front of Her, is the crux. DISCUSS) [Photos: AKM/GSI]