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# Fug or Fab: Angelina Jolie
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-or-fab-angelina-jolie-2-05-2011/
- Published: 2011-05-23T17:00:13.000Z
- Updated: 2022-04-07T23:32:56.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Dialogues, Fug or Fab, Man Fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30, Brad Pitt

ANGELINA: Bradley.

BRAD: ...

ANGELINA: BRADLEY.

BRAD: I'm not Bradley.

ANGELINA: Brad, then.

BRAD: I'm not Brad, either.

ANGELINA: Fine. Joe Isuzu, [or whatever that whole thing was](https://gofugyourself.com/the-fug-of-life-05-2011?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io).

BRAD: No, Angelina. I'm none of those people tonight.

ANGELINA: Then pray tell, who are you?

[](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-or-fab-angelina-jolie-2-05-2011/premiere-of-dreamworks-animations-kung-fu-panda-2-red-carpet?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

BRAD: I am NED PANTYWAIST, mild-mannered paperie owner by day, even MILDER-mannered arm candy by night. You want an opinion? I have none! You want to go over there? Whatever! Just pull! You want to slap me in the face with an inflatable canary? Well, I probably have feelings about that, but I will suppress them!

ANGELINA: I'm sorry, did you just SHOVE ME in front of you?

BRAD: Would Ned Pantywaist really shove anyone? No. He would NUDGE. And cower. Do you need any personalized letterhead? How about calling cards?

ANGELINA: This role-playing thing was way more fun when we were doing cop/thief, or wild boar/dog with rabies, or even Ross and Rachel. Do I at least look fabulous?

BRAD: Sure, doll. Ned Pantywaist will say whatever you want.

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/05/angelinajolie_114503704.jpg "Angelina Jolie")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-or-fab-angelina-jolie-2-05-2011/premiere-of-dreamworks-animations-kung-fu-panda-2-red-carpet-2?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

ANGELINA: Ned Pantywaist will be screaming for mercy when I get through with him tonight.