Anne Hathaway

I'm just not sure Slinky Vamp is her native look. And something about the satiny gowns with slouchy neck, spaghetti strap, and the seam down the front feels EXTREMELY 2003 to me. If she were wearing kitten-heel slides under there it would not shock me.

Anne Hathaway

This angle shows it a bit more clearly, because she's standing normally. It's just not terribly flattering. I really don't like that seam. The hand jewelry is at least an attempt at accessorizing interestingly, but it also looks like cat's cradle gone wrong.

Anne Hathaway

There was a period there where Anne's short cut was really cute on her, and then she began the long process of growing it out. I love where she's landed -- this bob is REALLY good on her. But the eye makeup is too heavy on the outside corners, to the point where it makes them seem like they're sagging. Not the friendliest optical illusion. By this point, her makeup people should know what her face likes best.

Anne Hathaway

Just for the record, she did smile. And it looks genuine. Also, their teeth look related. They seriously have the same smiles. It's almost eerie.

Fug or Fab: Anne Hathaway in Richard Nicoll

I have no idea what Anne Hathaway's style is. Sometimes that's fine; people don't ever have to be just one thing, certainly. But she is all over the place, to me -- if we were tracking her wardrobe's movement on a map with string and thumbtacks, it'd look like a tightly woven blanket -- and 90 percent of the time, wherever she lands, she still looks like a tourist. [poll id="12349"] [Photos: Getty, Splash]