Beyonce
If you told me this was a mosaic made of little bits of glass, I'd probably believe you. Certainly this is artfully sculpted, and that is also true of her body, which has never been fitter. But the peek of toe from the boots just makes me laugh. The whole thing IS very Beyonce, but it's also very J.Lo, and further feels like she's been staring a little too long at a Ciara inspiration board on Pinterest, or something. I imagine her with photos of people all over her dressing room, with giant red REVENGE X's over the ones whom she's bested by doing them better than THEY do themselves.
Beyonce
But come on -- she's going to spend every second in this thing trying not to tug it down, down, down, and having to walk so very carefully.
Beyonce
See? Maybe she should've had herself wheeled in and out of the building, like Hannibal Lecter except without the mask and the threat of cannibalism.