Jessica Biel
Well, it's definitely figure-hugging. And the bangs look a lot better. But it feels like the underskirt is weirdly sheerer over her thighs. But JUST her thighs. Maybe it's a trick of the light? It's distracting, though. You so rarely say, in life, "Man, I wish people would stare more at my upper outer thighs."
Jessica Biel
And from this angle it's great -- very sexy, very adult, very confident. But WHAT HO, SHENANIGANS....
Jessica Biel
Suddenly, it's a surprise appearance by Captain Sideboob and his trusty companion, Pancake Bejeesus. Maybe she and Kate DID trade clothes. It seems like this was tailored for a lady with... shorter stacks, if you will.
Kate Beckinsale
And then THIS is a big idea that's not tremendously flattering, despite being elaborately designed, which feels like a Biel move all the way. Parts of it do seem elegant, but it fits the chest strangely and the sleeves belong in a pairs skate.
Kate Beckinsale
Didn't need the ribbon, either. Why frost the cake with something wrinkly and twee?
Kate Beckinsale
I love Badass Ass-Kicker Kate glaring at Fancy Craft Project Kate, all, "You should REALLY just dress like I do all the time." And of course FCPK is like, "LA LA LA LA I can't HEAR YOU, I'm being a GROWN UP," and BAAK is going, "Girl, please, you should be in leather pants and loose hair until your head shrivels up," and FCPK is like, "Well, your acronym sounds like a piece of IKEA furnutire, so shut your piehole," and BAAK is like, "AT LEAST I HAVE A VOWEL. Would you like to buy one?" And then they get drunk and laugh about Ben Affleck's highlights from Pearl Harbor.