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# Fug or Fab: Brooklyn Decker
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-or-fab-brooklyn-decker-3-04-2012/
- Published: 2012-04-11T20:00:43.000Z
- Updated: 2012-04-11T06:14:28.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Fug or Fab, super(and unsuper)models, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

Loath though I am to strip anything of a shiny gold accoutrement, I did wonder at first what this would look like without the sleeves.

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/04/battleship_004_wenn5822981.jpg "Brooklyn Decker")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-or-fab-brooklyn-decker-3-04-2012/battleship-australian-premiere-100412-2?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Then I decided the sleeves make me happy, like a marriage of gymmastics and *Xanadu*, which doesn't happen enough in life. And I began to wonder if my hangup was the cat-eyes in her boobular region. And THEN I wondered if I should even have a hang-up at all, which gave me yet another hang-up, and that is only a satisfying feeling if it involves slamming down a cordless phone after delivering someone A Piece of Your Mind.