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Daniel Craig

This is the most recent of his ensembles. It's sort of trendy but I can't tell what I'm supposed to think -- like, is that just his coat, or is that a planned part of the ensemble? And I like the idea of all the layers underneath it, yet somehow these particular ones look stuffed in there and thrown together. I do like the kicks, though. There's something charmingly relaxed about the whole thing, in a way I'm not used to seeing from him -- often he comes across so taciturn and all-business. Like he's the human equivalent to a buzz cut lost at sea with a bunch of mullets on legs. And no, I have no idea what I'm even saying anymore.

Daniel Craig

I really like Stellan Skaarsgard. He's talented. And I hear he's great in Dragon Tattoo. But even more than his work, I love the expression on his face, as if he's thinking, "Damn. That man played James Bond. I played some half-man, half-barnacle in one of those Pirates movies where Johnny Depp swans around in eyeliner. I wish we could go back in time and trade, because then maybe it would be ME whose chest is a powerful force of muscle busting out of a suit jacket."

Daniel Craig

This is very dashing. Bond would be proud. THINK of all the gadgets Q could hide in that thing. Is Q even still in the Bond films? I -- gulp -- haven't seen any of Daniel Craig's, but Q was always my favorite part of the others. I do love a gadget. And I especially loved his disdain for 007's shenanigans. SOMEBODY had to rap that dude across the knuckles. Just once I wish Q had handed him a bionic condom and been like, "Let's face it, 007, this is what you REALLY need."

Fug or Fab (But Probably Mostly Fab): Daniel Craig
With all the focus on Rooney Mara's clothes, and her hair color, and the length of her bangs, and whether I am rampantly and unforgivably anti-short hair (I am not, at all), somebody got lost in the shuffle: Daniel Craig. Granted, the movie is not called The Man Whose Physical Description Nobody Can Quite Remember But For Sure He Has Tons Of Sex And His Name Makes For An Excellent Substitute Curse Word, but still. Blomqvist was there. Let's see what he brought to the party. Also: Try yelling it next time you stub your toe. BLOMQVIST. It works. [poll id="5471"] [Photos: Getty]

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