Caitriona Balfe

Well. Conceptually, I love this. A flippy little coat-dress with orange shoes? Sign me the hell up for THAT premium channel. But this seems a little too short to be truly elegant.

Caitriona Balfe, Sam Heughan

And then I saw this angle, and the waist seems to hit her too high. This looks like she ordered a tall and got sent a petite.

Caitriona and Sam

"Two words: FOUR-WAY. AM I RIGHT?"

Caitriona Balfe

I guess he's right.

Sam Heughan

This looks like one of two author photos he will someday choose between -- the other will be serious, staring off to the left -- when he writes the book about this experience. It will be called "Outlandish: How My Loins Became an International Treasure."

Fug or Fab: Caitriona Balfe (with Sam Heughan, Obviously)

This premieres on Saturday. Presumably their naps begin Sunday. [Photos: Getty]