Diane Kruger

This is a pretty woman. But this is also a smart woman, and thus, she knows what Fug Nation wants right now.

Diane Kruger

"Psst. Pacey. Get out here. PACEY."

Diane Kruger and Josh Jackson

"You rang?"

Diane Kruger and Josh Jackson

DIANE: Come on, everyone wants to look at you!

JOSH: What? Me? No. Why would they want to look at me when they could look at you?

DIANE: Aw.

JOSH: Happy to be with you, but I'll just hang back here while you do your thing. I don't want to dude up a picture of a perfectly perfect lady.

DIANE: Don't be crazy!

Diane Kruger and Josh Jackson

JOSH: Okay, I'll bite. Hi, Fug Nation! I find you as dreamy as you find me.

DIANE: Oh, that's good, they'll like that.

JOSH: I appreciate you, but also, I am totally unavailable, because when you are dating a lady like Diane, you do not mess that up.

DIANE: Aw. Come here, you goof.

Diane Kruger and Josh Jackson

DIANE: I need to hug you. Also, I'm going to do something to your blazer. Unbutton it. Or button it. I am not sure. Or, maybe I'm just manhandling you because you're my man and I like to handle you.

JOSH: Amen to THAT.

Fug or Fab: Diane Kruger

This would be so gorgeous if it were, like, three or four inches longer. But I can't bear myself to call this an Unfug It Up, because what we're working with here is lovely -- it just happens to be the world's most beautiful tennis dress. I also am not crazy about the heavy nude pumps with it, but let's fight one battle at a time here. And right now my war is, ruining what looks like a divinely crafted outfit by insisting that there is no such thing as too much thigh. That is a slope we've all seen Lady Gaga go down, and if this ends with Diane being carried into the Oscars inside a fallopian tube, I'm going to be really irritated.