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# Fug or Fab: Diane Kruger in Giambattista Valli and Jason Wu
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-or-fab-diane-kruger-in-giambattista-valli-09-2016/
- Published: 2016-09-22T14:00:26.000Z
- Updated: 2016-09-23T16:28:55.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Fug or Fab, fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:49

I just spent a super long time thinking that Diane was wearing a super-fancy crossbody bag, and that the bag part thereof was just...behind her, or something? But no. This dress is actually en-tasseled by a sparkly rope the likes of which one might use to summon one's servants to empty one's chamber pot:

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/09/gettyimages-609359494.jpg "New York City Ballet 2016 Fall Gala")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-or-fab-diane-kruger-in-giambattista-valli-09-2016/new-york-city-ballet-2016-fall-gala?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

The whole thing, in fact, reads like someone was watching a 1980s bodice-ripping, only historically accurate in the *vaguest* of senses TV miniseries set in Tudor England and then got real, real bored.

This was way more objectively successful:

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/09/GettyImages-609610658.jpg "Saks Fifth Avenue + Vanity Fair: 2016 International Best Dressed List Celebration")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-or-fab-diane-kruger-in-giambattista-valli-09-2016/saks-fifth-avenue-vanity-fair-2016-international-best-dressed-list-celebration?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

[We predicted this for Michelle Obama](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/high-fugshion-new-york-fashion-week-the-michelle-obama-edit-09-2016/), but Diane can keep it warm until FLOTUS needs it.

\[Photo: Getty Images\]