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# Fug or Fab: Dita von Teese
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-or-fab-dita-von-teese-2/
- Published: 2012-05-07T19:00:37.000Z
- Updated: 2012-05-07T00:25:19.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

## Duftstars Awards 2012

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Okay. They're not my ONLY problem. But I think she'd look more modern without them and YES I KNOW her entire raison d'etre is to look NOT modern but in this instance I don't mean Modern As In Up to Date, I mean Modern as in NOT DATED as in Not So Freaking Predictable. The rest of this dress is not predictable at all. The gloves, not so much.

## Duftstars Awards 2012

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/143827190_10.jpg)

I'd have a much larger issue with this top if it didn't feel like a neat nod to her burlesque career. On the other hand: underboob ahoy.

## Duftstars Awards 2012

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/143827192_10.jpg)

And I really wish the skirt looked slightly less like a very high-fashion drop cloth.

## Duftstars Awards 2012

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/143827453_10.jpg)

But I actually love the back. Why is it so hard to make a decision?

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