Emily Blunt in Alexander McQueen at the premiere of The Girl on the Train

This is bonkers in the best way and I wish Duchess Kate would wear THIS McQueen. It's so riotous and enthusiastic and PRESENT.

Emily Blunt in Alexander McQueen at the premiere of The Girl on the Train

This dress shouts, "I AM A DRESS. LOOK AT MY PATTERNS!" Which is one of my favorite things for a dress to say, to be honest.

Emily Blunt in Alexander McQueen at the premiere of The Girl on the Train

I realize that this ENTIRE THING is basically illusion netting and therefore should be my Gown Voldemort, but I feel like THIS is the point of illusion netting, and also, were it my Gown Voldemort, we'd be able to see her undercrackers.

Emily Blunt in Alexander McQueen at the premiere of The Girl on the Train

Hair jewelry bonus shot. No matter how this grabs you, you cannot say she phoned this in.

Fug or Fab: Emily Blunt in Alexander McQueen at the premiere of The Girl on the Train

I'm very excited to report that Emily Blunt has kicked off The Girl on the Train premieres with a BANG. Whether you like this or not -- I do! -- you cannot argue that it's boring. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]