Emily Ratajkowski

I am also pretty sure someone has worn this but I have NO IDEA who, because, as ever, I don't have a working memory. It's a BIT like the Stanford Tree mascot, in glam form, and if someone DID wear this and I made this same comment, well, points for consistency I hope.

Emily Ratajkowski

Getting up close and personal with the back isn't doing much for me. It dampens the illusion.

Emily Ratajkowski

The various configurations of the fringe during Selfie Time are amusing to me.

Emily Ratajkowski, Zac Efron

This is your obligatory Zefron Points picture. He is looking a wee like a displaced boy bander, no?

Fug or Fab: Emily Ratajkowski in Balmain

I just basically can't make up my mind. Do I LIKE that her hair hanging over her face mirrors the fringe hanging over her body? Do I dig the shine and sparkle more than I care about whether she looks like a super expensive Muppet? Does it matter that I kind of feel like the backdrop/movie title are yelling at me that WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS? Do I not get a choice in this matter? What if I don't want to be your friend? I mean, I MIGHT, but can we talk first? [Photos: Fame/Flynet]