Emma Stone in Prada

Here's the thing: Aside from the darts, this dress at least has a point of view that I think Anne's old one lacked, so that's something. But you also must know that my perspective is skewed: The PR e-mail from Prada came through before I saw the photos, and this was the description: "nude stretch georgette slip dress suspended by a metal caged structure." I WAS TERRIFIED. So. Once you know that, you know why this was a relief when I actually SAW it.

Emma Stone

You need to know that it's open on the sides. But I actually don't DISLIKE that it's open at the sides, because...

Emma Stone

... it's doing a really good job of not letting anything leak out.

Emma Stone

Here are more of the damn darts. But ALSO a closeup of her lipstick (good) and her bangs (jury's out). I will say that her face is so freaking cute that she can pull off just about any hair, but I MIGHT like it better when he doesn't have the curtain covering so much of it. BUT.... it's probably still cute.

Andrew Garfield

"Aha, you might THINK I am Chad Michael Murray, but NO, it is I, Andrew."

Andrew Garfield

I actually think he looks great in the suit AND cute with the buzz cut.

Andrew Garfield

This is how he feels, I suspect, about all my dramatic fear-mongering. I'm sorry, Andrew. We're just all about to go through Prince George withdrawal so we're going to need you and Emma to hang in there longer.

Fug or Fab: Emma Stone in Prada

If you look at her chest, you'll see an old friend: Shades of Anne Hathaway's Oscars dress. Miuccia Prada is nutballs for nipple darts. Also, there weren't any pictures of her standing with Andrew Garfield (although I do include him separately). So of course now I'm nervous that after she called him out on that sewing comment, playfully or not, they had a huge fight and now are DEAD TO EACH OTHER NOOOOO. Because I am NEEDLESSLY DRAMATIC. Dear Universe: Don't take away Baron von Cheekwiggles and Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield IN THE SAME WEEK. Edited to add: I found one of them together at the afterparty. HEALING? [Photos: WENN, Fame/Flynet]